god's definitions

doufas

some lost cunt who fell in

*douf sits by the watrer all relaxed n shit
*douf is getting out all soaked.
mad cunt: i heard u fell in the water like a lost cunt

by god April 1, 2003

nipsickle

when it is cold out side

fuck its nipsickle out here

by GOD March 12, 2003

skoch

1. A fraction of a generally short period of time. 2. Something that does not last long.

"I gotta run to the store I'll be back in a skoch"

by God May 30, 2003

mongaloid

someone who is stoned and stupid

you mongaloid you ate all my food

by god December 10, 2004

dangerholtz

The single most dangerous jewish man to ever walk the face of the earth.

I once saw Dangerholtz ruin this kid's shit for blinking.

by God February 15, 2005

gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

by God July 21, 2003

4 Guys In The World

There are four guys in the world who are into any given sexual act, no matter how bizarre. Compare to Rule 34 of the internet, but for interests instead.

Too bad you're not one of the 4 Guys In The World.

by god June 10, 2010