Definitions by gnostic3

doggequin 

n. An object similar to a mannequin, only dog shaped.

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Did you see the new dog Bob bought? Ugly.

You sure it isn't a doggequin? They can be pretty ugly.

Do I look stupid? It was licking itself!

Still...

doggequin by gnostic3 August 3, 2016

rockery 

n. Gathering place for aging bands that play hard-edged music. Usually a permanent venue such as a pub or theatre rather than an arena or grassy knoll where a festival takes place. Often used satiricly.

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Dude! Let's meander down to the rockery and laugh at the old fogeys. Be sure to bring your earplugs.

What?

rockery by gnostic3 July 31, 2016

trumple

The act of presenting a prejudiced opinion with mindless swagger.

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Boy, that Mussolini knew how to trumple an opponent.

trumple by gnostic3 July 30, 2016

Guyliner 

n. Periocular makeup worn by rockers, fluffy movie stars, brigands and other gentlemen with flair and a certain lack of torn rugby jerseys in their closets.

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That Johnny Depp, he likes to wear guyliner. It's like he has a free pass or something.

Guyliner by gnostic3 October 28, 2015

duffy 

n. Somewhat dim person who doesn't know the location of his home or office or have the ability to understand simple rules.

You are such a duffy. I told you twice already. You work at the big grey building overlooking the Ottawa river.

duffy by gnostic3 September 23, 2015

poopocalypse 

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

poopocalypse by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

fractivist 

n. Person opposed to liberating hydrocarbons from their dark prison under the earth.

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Another fractivist says his bath water catches fire. Whiner.

fractivist by gnostic3 March 7, 2015