vodkagraine

Severe headache caused by ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol.

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Dude! Why are your eyes so close together ... and purple? You do not look functional.

I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2018

nappy

n. Short refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinky. Also, in Britain, a diaper.

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Old Joe looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

cellie

n. A brief show of triumphant celebration by a someone scoring a goal, a touchdown, or a few grams of cocaine.

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Sweet goal dude! Your deke stickside totally flat-skated their overly-padded behemoth.

Thanks. But what About my cellie? Too dirivatory?

Perhaps a little less fanny wiggling next time.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2019

ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

cuttering

v. Informal term for performing any delicate surgical operation. Mainly used in Western Australia where it can also refer to shearing sheep.

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Bloody brutal bit of cuttering there Bruce. You blokes from Perth should stick to clipping and dipping sheep.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2019

bearjam

n. A tangle of vehicles blocking a road in a National Park. Caused by idiotic drivers stopping to look at bears, waterfalls, nude hikers etc.

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Careful on this blind corner There is usually a bearjam up ahead.

by gnostic3 February 11, 2023