gnostic3's definitions

oscarshirt

n. Expensive item of clothing.

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Kara wants an oscarshirt for christmas. I may have to do some extra work to pay for it. But no anal.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

virality

n. The new reality.

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You cannot kiss strangers. That is just virality.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

roewade

n. Unwanted child born after the criminalization of abortions.

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My priest knocked me up;: so I can go to prison for murder, or have a roewade ... again.

by gnostic3 May 5, 2022

nude year's eve

n. Time of heavy partying that leads to an extended period of naked activity, often in public but sometimes in quiet solitude.

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Planning to table dance again this nude year's eve?

One doesn't plan these things, they just happen, but I am taking my tassels to the party.

Good plan Fred.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

grinerswitch

n. A very one-sided exchange of something valuable or useful for something with political benefit but limited practical value.

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Look! North Korea gave us a box of old battle flags in exchange for some nuclear missiles.

Kind of a grinerswitch.

by gnostic3 December 8, 2022

brovid19

n. Any infection or injury acquired through interaction with a bro. Includes influenza from camping together, torn ligaments from horseplay or touch football, and syphilis.

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You look poor bro. What up?

Brovid19. Do not wrestle with Kenny until his swabs come back.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

nappy

n. Brief refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinkie. Also, in Britain, as a derivative of napkin, a synonym for diaper.

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Old Joe in the next cubicle looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too..

by gnostic3 December 31, 2021