blinky

n. Very brief nap. Shorter than a nappy.

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What a tedious briefing on the Mideast or whatever. I need a blinky before the State of the Union address.

A nappy would be more useful.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

trudough

n. Money paid to corrupt politicians.

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Canada has committed to putting an end to trudough.

by gnostic3 April 21, 2021

porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

firkytoodle

n. A canoodle, an affectionate kiss and cuddle.

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Darling, are you up for a firkytoodle after the cricket match? Could be ripping fun.

So, in four days unless it rains? Yeah, I guess I could pencil you in.

by gnostic3 March 05, 2020

naritan

n. Idle traveller with little purpose:; one who enjoys moving about.

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Think i’ll sell my house and become a naritan:; a simple man of the road.

by gnostic3 October 16, 2019

raptor

n. someone who has fallen, rapidly, from greatness to mediocrity.

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Dude! You did a triple wheelie spin last week and now you can’t stick an ollie? What a raptor thou hast become.

by gnostic3 September 04, 2020

nuke rain

n. Catastrophic bombing or wanton destruction of a helpless opponent in a pointless confrontation.

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Kiev needs to ready itself;: a nuke rain is gonna fall.

by gnostic3 February 28, 2022