pansive

adj. Thoughtful, but only on the subject of trousers.

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Why are you looking so pansive this morning?

I was just wondering whether harem pants were going to come back.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2021

superbola

n. Any horrible infectious disease that becomes an epidemic and threatens the fabric of society. Can be used metaphorically for things that destroy computer networks, school spirit etc.

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In the seventeenth century a superbola swept across Europe and killed millions of peasants.

by gnostic3 October 30, 2014

mermazing

adj. Absolutely wonderful. Like a sparkly mermaid astride a unicorn.

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Why does Liv have that dreamy look in her eyes?

She was at Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was mermazing.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019

gooseling

n. Tiny goose. Often an infant but sometimes just small.

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Just saw a very cute gooseling at the pond!

You mean gosling?

No. Gooseling. Do you not read Urban Dictionary?

by gnostic3 May 30, 2020

monogamish

adj. Aiming for a stable relationship but open to something slutty.

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I am like, so tired of tramps. Are you monogomous?

Well... I’m monogamish.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

raceish

adj. Referring to race, and arguably racist, but with a nuance that allows for some wiggle room if you have a good law team and a semanticist on your payroll.

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What did you think of that racist tweet? Impeachment time?

No no. That was more raceish than racist. White guys always talk like that.

Racist!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019