Definitions by gnostic3

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

greasing congress by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

pigloo

n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada.

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Is that a pigloo in your yard?

No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?

pigloo by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

wooly bagger 

n. Aussie term for a crooked politician.

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Reckon that Trump bloke is the sort of wooly bagger that would try to sell a drover his own kipbuck.

Too right mate.

wooly bagger by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

Utah gold 

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

Utah gold by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

oscarshirt 

n. Expensive item of clothing.

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Kara wants an oscarshirt for christmas. I may have to do some extra work to pay for it. But no anal.

oscarshirt by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

peachy

adj. Atmosphere or circumstances conducive to impeachment.

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Things in Washington are looking peachy.

peachy by gnostic3 December 4, 2019

guat 

adj. Lowest of the low. A total waste of space.

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Why are you going out with that guat?

She reminds me of my mother.

guat by gnostic3 December 4, 2019