poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.
by gnostic3 March 07, 2015
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Eyesome

adj. Cool kids expression synonymous with the decidedly dated expression “on fleek” which is now being used only by wrinklies and cartoon captionists.

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TheNurse is looking totally eyesome these days.

Yes. More delicious than a leek.
by gnostic3 March 28, 2019
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dwank

adj. Totally incoherent due to a lack of sleep.

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You should not be doing heart surgery when you are dwank:; nor should you be running the country.
by gnostic3 November 21, 2019
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chauvinism

n. Choking someone.

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Stop! We have already seen far too much chauvinism.
by gnostic3 June 03, 2020
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maskless

adj. Idiotic. Uncaring. Uninterested in humanity or proper decotum.

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Look at that maskless idiot cut into line! I could just scream.

Actually he’s wearing a mask.

I was using the term in the new, general, sense.
by gnostic3 July 04, 2020
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trudough

n. Money paid to corrupt politicians.

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Canada has committed to putting an end to trudough.
by gnostic3 April 21, 2021
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real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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