Definitions by gnostic3

trumpster fire 

n. Massive destructive melt-down.

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If they try to oust Putin it will trigger a trumpster fire.

trumpster fire by gnostic3 November 22, 2020

Vote 

n. A choice for a leader, made by a citizen, that may or may not carry any value.

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My vote has been cast, and may be counted or discarded. I will just have to wait and see.

Vote by gnostic3 November 21, 2020

tuquestorm 

n. Cold blizzard requiring the donning of a warm tuque. By extension it is also used in Canada to describe a period of frigidity in a romantic or business relationship.

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Your Donna was dissing you all night in the pub. I sense a tuquestorm is brewing.

tuquestorm by gnostic3 October 18, 2020

smartie pants 

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

smartie pants by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

monobetes 

n. Milder form of diabetes. No insulin injections needed. Sufferers just have to limit their donut intake.

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No more smartie ice cream for me. I gots the monobetes in my family.

monobetes by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

racyst 

n. Bothersome growth that must be removed from the body politic for society to function properly.

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Waving signs and chanting is all fine but it takes concerted action to excise a racyst.

racyst by gnostic3 October 5, 2020

hanksian 

adj. Totally excellent. Being a super-celebrity in ways no other celebrity can even think of. Often used sarcastically.

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Bono is really supporting great causes and keeping it real. But he will never be hanksian.

hanksian by gnostic3 October 3, 2020