icenado

n. Winter snowy blizzard with added components of freezing rain and extreme winds.

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Dude! Your new skidboard moves down the ramp like an icenado. Totally zip.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2022

duner

n. Generally bewildered person, like Jim Morrison, who thinks the empty arid desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all the mysteries of life.

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Old one! I beseech you. Reveal the truths of the mesquite to me.

Another duner. If we knew the secrets of life do you think we would be dying of dehydration in an admittedly-gorgeous slot canyon?

by gnostic3 January 04, 2022

socc-her

n. Exciting version of soccer played by females. Gaining popularity as the world realizes and accepts that sports can be played in an interesting fashion by non-testiculated people.

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Want to watch some boring NFL game?

No chance. There is some live socc-her down at the park! Them girrrllzz is rad!

by gnostic3 July 03, 2019

barning

v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

rugly

adj. Possessing one or more rugby-induced facial scars or deformities.

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You are an impressively rugly human being Miss. Care for a Guinness?

by gnostic3 August 27, 2022

spellunking

v. Descending into the depths of incorrect spelling:; using intricate arguments to defend one’s use of bad spelling.

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My second grader’s teacher says my girl is already an expert at spellunking! I am prowd as a peecockk!

by gnostic3 November 22, 2019

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

by gnostic3 July 05, 2023