merkled

v. Disparaged publicly.

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Madonna totally merkled Sean Penn last night on stage.

Did anyone care?

by gnostic3 March 09, 2021

drinking bleach

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

drover smudge

n. Slightly greasy spot where a drover stood before the bushfires.

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Mind how you step mate! Plenty of koala droppings about and one drover smudge the size of a Melbourne channel ferry.

Thought of buying a vaccy Burt? Might reduce the pong a bit.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

royal jubilee

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.

by gnostic3 June 01, 2022

zagging

v. Defeating heavily, but with panache and true human decency.

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Watch out devils. There will be some spiritually sound zagging on the court tonight.

by gnostic3 March 19, 2019

covidist

n. Sensible person who looks beyond the facts in any situation.

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John is a proud covidist. He exudes an inner wisdom.

by gnostic3 June 26, 2020

euph

n. Shortened form of the word “euphemism” preferred by busy folk with no time for four sylls.

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When you say you have to “put icing on the cake” is that a euph?

No. It’s my daughter’s birthday. Perv.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021