Urban Dictionary: Definitions by gnostic3

arejay

v. To dunk over an opponent after muscling through the entire team.

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Jordan did not arejay the way Barrett does.

by gnostic3 November 18, 2019

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cancel the juniors

v. Throw in the towel ; give in to the inevitable.

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Captain Kenney! The water is pouring in everywhere and rabid rats are devouring the crew. Can we abandon ship? It’s the only intelligent action.

Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

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brovid19

n. Any infection or injury acquired through interaction with a bro. Includes influenza from camping together, torn ligaments from horseplay or touch football, and syphilis.

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You look poor bro. What up?

Brovid19. Do not wrestle with Kenny until his swabs come back.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

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spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

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echo-tourist

n. Traveller who loves sonic reverberations and seeks out canyons, cliffs and similar locales in exotic locations. It can also be applied to a self-centred person who loves the sound of her own voice.

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Hello! Can you hear me!!!? I'm an echo-tourist!

Again. It's a cave. They have mouths, but they cannot speak.

by gnostic3 August 18, 2016

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