gnostic3's definitions

chuck3

n. New king of much of the civilized part of the world. Kind of industrious and loyal to his vision of British Royal entitlement but with an unusual combination of naivety and ignorance. Giant ears keep crown out of his eyes.

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Where is chuck3? This ceremonial ribbon is not going to cut itself.

by gnostic3 October 26, 2022

jabee

n. Person who has been vaccinated.

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You a jabee? Only jabees being let in to the brothel tonight.

Bummer.

Only if you are a jabee.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

boltoned

v. Destroyed. Revealed to be grossly imperfect.

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That new skater DT thought he was all that but he just got boltoned. .

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

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Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

jewbully

v. To push over enthusiastically for Hebraic rights.

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We are going to jewbully continuously until all of Israel is ours.

by gnostic3 June 8, 2022

drover smudge

n. Slightly greasy spot where a drover stood before the bushfires.

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Mind how you step mate! Plenty of koala droppings about and one drover smudge the size of a Melbourne channel ferry.

Thought of buying a vaccy Burt? Might reduce the pong a bit.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021