Definitions by gnostic3

whipple

v. Dismantle and reassemble in a more efficient manner.

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Did you whipple my dish washer. It keeps spitting plates into the cupboard and yesterday a knife nearly took my eye out.

No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.

Again: you are only five.

whipple by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

walz 

n. The emotional barriers that surround us and prevent enjoyable interactions.

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The walz! I feel the walz closing in!I need to break free from this prison that surrounds me!

Remonstrate much?

walz by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

shandro 

v. To destroy one’s infrastructure, resources, or personnel through mismanagement.

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Why did the CEO choose to shandro the company? We will never recover.

shandro by gnostic3 March 15, 2021

mccall 

v. Scottish term for contacting a friend. Often with a sexual implication.

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Hoot mon! I would na mind if ye would McCall me some time lassie.

In yer dreams Angus.

mccall by gnostic3 March 11, 2021

merkled 

v. Disparaged publicly.

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Madonna totally merkled Sean Penn last night on stage.

Did anyone care?

merkled by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

jambulance 

n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.

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Pile everything into the jambulance and we are away!

jambulance by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

racoon 

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

racoon by gnostic3 February 20, 2021