Zagdawgs

n. Gawd’s gift to basketball. The anti-Dukes. The best. Ever.

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Who you think will win tonight.

The Zagdawgs. No contest. Baylor will be lucky to come second.

by gnostic3 April 05, 2021

racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

by gnostic3 February 20, 2021

hoboerotic

adj. A vivid thought or dream that contains sexual activity involving scruffy wandering vagrants or under-funded poets.

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You gotta help me doc. I keep having these dreams where I'm in a forest and a ragged guy with a sack on the end of a stick offers to squeegee my windshield.

Don't worry miss, sounds like a simple hoboerotic fantasy. Quite a common thing. Why my mother used to talk about wanting to go for a tramp in the woods.

by gnostic3 March 02, 2019

trumpjuror

n. A juror who has decided in advance how he will vote.

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Of course Bob is guilty of murder most foul! I am a trumpjuror. Wake me up when the deliberationdonuts arrive.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

slobberate

v. To drool excessively. Often in relation to sexual expectation rather than gastronomic hunger.

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You may want to step back a little, Honey. I am beginning to slobberate like a house on fire.

You realise your metaphors make no sense at all. Right?

by gnostic3 January 07, 2023

deluginal

adj. Blindly oblivious to a mounting cascade, or deluge, of sensible objections to one’s irrationsl comments or opinions.

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If Olivia thinks that makeup makes her look pretty she is more deluginal than the president.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

corner girl

n. Prostitute.

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Hey! You a corner girl or just a Miley Cyrus fan?

by gnostic3 March 18, 2019