qatarwatar

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

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We have been wandering in this desert for forty days looking for some booze. I am near death and am ready to drink anything. Except qatarwatar.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

Omnibot

n. All-encompassing robot-master, techno-wizard, or dweeb.

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Who dares disturb my peace ! I am Omnibot!

Open this door Herman. If I leave your freshly ironed underwear in the hall the rats will get at them. Again.

by gnostic3 August 10, 2020

ob

n. Short form for "obituary". Used by young busy folk who don't have time for extraneous syllables.

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See the ob? Star died.

Shame.

Dit.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2020

two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2015

junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.

by gnostic3 August 06, 2022

cubbywhole

n. A Chicago Cubs fan who has become a complete person because of the long awaited victory of the Cubs in the World Series.

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We won. We finally won! The final piece in the puzzle that is life has fallen into place! At last I am a cubbywhole.

You got that right.

by gnostic3 November 04, 2016

fractivist

n. Person opposed to liberating hydrocarbons from their dark prison under the earth.

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Another fractivist says his bath water catches fire. Whiner.

by gnostic3 March 07, 2015