gnostic3's definitions

changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

nappathy

n. The feeling of intense disinterest in class lectures, the tedium of work, covid debates, or just life, that results in deep drowsiness.

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Will it never end? I am literally drowning in an overwhelming sea of nappathy.

I think you mean “figuratively.”

Ahhhhhh!!!

by gnostic3 December 31, 2021

oscarshirt

n. Expensive item of clothing.

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Kara wants an oscarshirt for christmas. I may have to do some extra work to pay for it. But no anal.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

bourboncaine

n. Any alcohol-based beverage used, in the abscence of real medicine, to reduce physical and emotional pains.

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Wow, you should not have tried to skate your board under that moving truck. Take some of this bourboncaine now and a couple of ounces every half hour until you pass out.

by gnostic3 January 14, 2018

Red Deer

place. Delightful ex-hamlet nestled at the edge of the polar nexus where the aboriginals had established a lovely family-based community that they were convinced to relinquish while ravaged by fevers and famine. With hard work the neo-natives have established a place where year after year select Canadians come together to fling frozen stones down sheets of ice, scoot about after frozen rubber discs on sheets of ice, and, encased in body-hugging neoprene, chase about on oval-shaped sheets of ice. There is also some wife-swapping, but the sheets aee less frozen.

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Say, how about we sled up to Red Deer in the dead of winter and catch the Canada Winter Games.

Will it be thirty degrees below zero?

You know it!

by gnostic3 February 24, 2019

white stuff

n. Mysterious anaesthetic agent that solves all problems... Patient awareness? Patient motion? Tachycardia? Hypertension? ... Inject the white stuff!

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“Sorry to disturb your sudoku time doc but the patient is ...”

“White stuff! For God’s sake! Give the white stuff! What year are you in? Don’t they teach anything in Calgary?”

by gnostic3 June 20, 2021

booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.

by gnostic3 July 9, 2023