Definitions by gnostic3

goosetastic 

adj. Expression of sarcastic pseudo-praise. Better than “Awesome, yawn.” Much better.

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Canada won another gold medal in some lame ice-related sport.

That is goosetastic. Canada goosetastic.

goosetastic by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

guyotine

n. Device for getting rid of an unwanted suitor.

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The poet with herpes keeps calling! Oil up my guyotine.

guyotine by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

cancel the juniors

v. Throw in the towel ; give in to the inevitable.

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Captain Kenney! The water is pouring in everywhere and rabid rats are devouring the crew. Can we abandon ship? It’s the only intelligent action.

Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.

cancel the juniors by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

double toque day 

n. Freezing cold winter day.

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She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.

double toque day by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

puckle 

n. Troublesome situation.

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If you slash that Russian trying to go five hole on their power play they’ll have a 5 on 3 and we will be in a real puckle.

puckle by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

slapper

n. Ice-hockey shot involving a lot of force but little aim. Used as a euphemism in describing any wasteful action.

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With Alberta’s anti-covid campaign it is just one slapper after another.

slapper by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

slouch potato 

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

slouch potato by gnostic3 December 22, 2021