Feng says his girl is pandacute but I don’t believe him. No human could be pandacute.
Brace yourself.
Brace yourself.
by gnostic3 October 14, 2019
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place. Standing in the stagnant tawny waters of the Petitcodiak River, the most tidally-boring stream in the world, Moncton serves both as a bedroom annex for vibrant Shediac and as a diverticulum for the number two flowing from Halifax to Quebec. Briefly controlled by a pastoralist francophone population who wrested control of the terrain from its hunter-gatherer inhabitants who neglected to have their deed countersigned by Henry IV of France or the Pope, Moncton was, by 1713 solidly in the hands of British industrialists and a smattering of displaced fruit farmers longing to star in Longfellow poems.
Currently Moncton is home to many, many nature parks, a dearth of good Albanian eateries, and a world-class quarry which provides the marble bases for every Anne of Green Gables statuette sold in eastern PEI.
Two hospitals, when they aren’t feuding about who has the prettiest nurses, provide a host of services to Monctonites of all stripes including the Mi’kmaq who somehow were overlooked when the Europeans divied up the better land parcels and consequently spent 500 years standing out in the figurative blizzards getting literally frozen to death.
Speaking an odd joual, giving regional blocks to already sleeping orthopaedic patients, and preparing to move to Alberta are currently the most popular activities in Moncton but, with the completion of the new cannery on Butbutandan Street, stuffing unrecognizable bits of lobster into tins will soon put Moncton on the map.
Currently Moncton is home to many, many nature parks, a dearth of good Albanian eateries, and a world-class quarry which provides the marble bases for every Anne of Green Gables statuette sold in eastern PEI.
Two hospitals, when they aren’t feuding about who has the prettiest nurses, provide a host of services to Monctonites of all stripes including the Mi’kmaq who somehow were overlooked when the Europeans divied up the better land parcels and consequently spent 500 years standing out in the figurative blizzards getting literally frozen to death.
Speaking an odd joual, giving regional blocks to already sleeping orthopaedic patients, and preparing to move to Alberta are currently the most popular activities in Moncton but, with the completion of the new cannery on Butbutandan Street, stuffing unrecognizable bits of lobster into tins will soon put Moncton on the map.
What’s the difference between being a Moncton lobster trapper who works three months a year and a hobo?
120,000 dollars a year.
Canadian dollars?
Our, mais le taux de change est tres favorable.
120,000 dollars a year.
Canadian dollars?
Our, mais le taux de change est tres favorable.
by gnostic3 June 18, 2021
place. Small Canadian city resting on land taken from open and generally unsuspecting indigenous folk and the laurels of a group of somewhat tall people hailing from a region known as not-Toronto. Also the site of Keith Richards’ heroin bust and a few scattered NHL victories in the olden days before foreigners were allowed to play. A pointlessly tall tower mars an otherwise boring waterfront and an amateur Trump impersonator runs the government.
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Say, how aboot we hitch up the dogs and mush over to Toronto to watch what’s left of the Raptors get thoroughly spanked!
Nah I have to deworm the children. Again.
Nah I have to deworm the children. Again.
by gnostic3 June 22, 2019
Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
by gnostic3 April 28, 2019