Definitions by gnostic3

merdawg 

n. Ultracool way intelligent transgenic animal created in a lab by splicing together a merman and a dog, although some are created on sandy beaches when the moonlight is magical. Able to breathe underwater, rescue drowning babies, find undersea pirate treasure, and destroy evil ocean polluters.

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Aaarrgg! Where be my golden treasure? Curse that overly cute merdawg!

merdawg by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

masking 

v. Invalid actions undertaken to create the illusion that a problem has been meaningfully addressed.

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There’s a chlorine leak at the pool and the “authorities” want us to cover our faces with wet cloth. Isn’t that just masking?

masking by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

homeycide 

n. The killing of a buddy, sometimes accidental and sometimes needed.

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i ain’t threatening nobody. I just saying watch you back:; sometimes homeycide happens.

homeycide by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

deshaun

v. To “accidentally” fondle a masseuse.

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Tell me you did not just deshaun me right there! I am about a second away from going all elbows on your junk drawers.

deshaun by gnostic3 March 21, 2022

wordleing 

v. Wasting time on a pseudo-intelligent pursuit.

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You still playing that Candy Crush! Not me. Look at how my brain case be growing. That is all wordleing bro!

wordleing by gnostic3 March 21, 2022

bracketter 

n. Person who spends his life developing strategies to solve complex fantasy-world puzzles while ignoring the real problems abounding on all sides.

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If Kenney wasn’t such a bracketter he could have solved some of our problems by now.

bracketter by gnostic3 March 19, 2022

kangameat 

n. Only the best bloody grub under the Aussie sun mate! Stick a bit of fresh pouch on the bar by and slash down a chilly while it sizzles like a koala in a bush fire.

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Which of you clobbers needs another slab of kangameat!

kangameat by gnostic3 March 7, 2022