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Definitions by gnostic3

v. To push over enthusiastically for Hebraic rights.

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We are going to jewbully continuously until all of Israel is ours.
jewbully by gnostic3 June 8, 2022

propaganda 

n. Anecdotes, facts, rumours etc that support the notion that props are the best rugby players on earth.

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Hookers? Scrumhalfs? Wings? Wankers the lot of them. Great props are the key to any decent rugger side.

That is just rubbish propaganda mate. If you had any remaining teeth I’d knock them down your ale-filled gob.
propaganda by gnostic3 June 1, 2022

royal jubilee 

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.
royal jubilee by gnostic3 June 1, 2022

jewbilee 

n. Any festive event celebrated by those fine folks of the Hebraic persuasion.

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Why is the street littered with dreidels?

I think yesterday was a jewbilee. Maybe Easter.
jewbilee by gnostic3 June 1, 2022

beaverpox 

n. Infectious disease first identified in lonely sexually ambiguous Canadian fur trappers. Currently sweeping the globe it is found primarily in moist low-lying regions. A lotion containing maple syrup has been found to be ineffective in containing its spread but is quite tasty.

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You got the beaverpox there Henri?

On no! That be just where my thong be pinching me.
beaverpox by gnostic3 May 30, 2022

goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.
goosefight by gnostic3 May 5, 2022
n. Unwanted child born after the criminalization of abortions.

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My priest knocked me up;: so I can go to prison for murder, or have a roewade ... again.
roewade by gnostic3 May 5, 2022