gnostic3's definitions

wordleing

v. Wasting time on a pseudo-intelligent pursuit.

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You still playing that Candy Crush! Not me. Look at how my brain case be growing. That is all wordleing bro!

by gnostic3 March 21, 2022

drunkish

adj. Sort of inebriated but still functional.

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Are you drunk nurse? This is a very complex operation.

Define drunk. I admit that I may be a bit dunkis. I mean drunkish. But nobody is perfect. Am I right? (attempts to clumsily high five surgeon and knocks tray of instruments onto floor)

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

face commando

v. Going without a mask. Seen as a bold audacious but somewhat foolish action.

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Look at Linda! All face commando. Props to her.

Seems a bit short of breath though.

by gnostic3 June 14, 2020

pokal anaesthetic

n. Freezing or numbing drug given via injection with a pointy needle rather than inhalation.

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I hope my dentist doesn't use that pokal anaesthetic stuff. It makes me slobberate for hours.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2023

dysdoffia

n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.

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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?

He has a touch of dysdoffia.

by gnostic3 September 5, 2020

scrumear

n. Deformed ear created by the crush of a rugby scrum damaging the cartilage of the ear.

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Nice scrumear! You blokes know about helmets? Right?

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019