ashleying

n. Moving like a tornado, at work or at play. Additionally, in Australia, it can refer to sewing obscene hats or smiling sweetly whilst handing out rocks shaped like heads.

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The world would be a better place if more people were ashleying.

And we would all have anus hats.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

beefcase

n. Lunchbox for devoted meat eaters. Often used disparagingly by vegetarians.

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Hey Grog! What innocent creature is in your beefcase today?

by gnostic3 June 13, 2022

dawncracking

v. Staying out late, very late, often for nefarious purposes.

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You been dawncracking all week Lemar. What up with that? How you gonna do any proper operations if you are all the time tired?

Leave me alone nurse. Don't tell me you didn't do some dawncracking when you was young.

What you mean "When I was young"? Don't you make me scalpel-cut your sassy arm.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

wombatter

n. Delicious coating for making deep-fried koala even tastier. Much loved in finer Perth eateries.

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Where’s my wombatter Shiela? Streuth- covered emu dumps! Don’t tell me you’ve only gone and fed it to your bloody sugar glider when the abos are already on their way over for a proper dinkle!

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

algoreithm

n. Complex decision-making process used by environmentalists to evaluate the proper way to proceed when building a pipeline, designing a city, draining a swamp etc.

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Are you using the latest algoreithm? Those owl burrows look a little close to the runway.

by gnostic3 February 04, 2020

Frank

place. Canadian city famous for its rock gardens, off-road bike races and boulder initiatives.

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Things in Frank are looking rocky.

by gnostic3 August 08, 2022

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

by gnostic3 July 05, 2023