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Definitions by gnostic3

qatarhero 

n. Person who makes the defining play which wins the coveted trophy, contract, election etc.

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Ronaldo will never be the qatarhero..

Yeah. He's more of a lifetime qatargoat.
qatarhero by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

vocabulator

n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of all the words learned over the course of a lifetime.

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Vocabulator failures, in which the correct or perfect word ( le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled regions of a surgeon's mind, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.
vocabulator by gnostic3 November 24, 2022

qatarloo 

n. An inglorious defeat that ends a dream.

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Today Canada met their qatarloo.

Again.Eh.
qatarloo by gnostic3 November 23, 2022

wordodex 

n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of the words learned over the course of a lifetime.

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Wordodex failures, in which the correct or perfect word (le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled areas of a surgeon's cerebral cortex, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.
wordodex by gnostic3 November 23, 2022

drippppy 

adj. Aussie term for having an STD associated with a voluminous foul discharge. Usually used to avoid admitting one has an STD.

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G'day dinkums my kuddly koala. Sorry I haven't seen you much: I've been a bit drippppy lately.

Why so many "p"s?

Bloody mucosal irritation causes bladder spasms , mate.
drippppy by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

adoughable 

adj. A heart-warming quality held by any flour-based product that is artistically crafted or made by a small child.

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Kitten-shaped cupcakes! That's adoughable!

Are you making fun of my cleft palate?
adoughable by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

penalty shots 

n. Any badly-flawed, pointlessly disappointing method of deciding a winner or providing an outcome to a conflict.

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Looks like this Ukrainian

war is going to come down to penalty shots.
penalty shots by gnostic3 November 21, 2022