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mouth sweat

n. Excessive drooling, usually induced by delightful cooking aromas, physiological excitation, or Pavlovian chimes. Sometimes a precursor to forceful vomiting.

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I can feel the mouth sweat coming! Somebody fetch me a bucket!
by gnostic3 May 11, 2018
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drippppy

adj. Aussie term for having an STD associated with a voluminous foul discharge. Usually used to avoid admitting one has an STD.

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G'day dinkums my kuddly koala. Sorry I haven't seen you much: I've been a bit drippppy lately.

Why so many "p"s?

Bloody mucosal irritation causes bladder spasms , mate.
by gnostic3 November 22, 2022
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tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.
by gnostic3 January 20, 2020
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hurrycane

n. Walking stick, usually lightweight silicon with ergonomic design, used by fitness enthusiasts when hiking mountain trails, racing through crowded streets etc.

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Why the eye patch? Trying to look like a pirate?

No! Wait, is that a thing? Actually I was impaled by a doofus with a hurrycane.
by gnostic3 October 11, 2019
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vaticando

adj. A type of fervent religious positivity.

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The pope thinks we can beat covid ... and cancelled Easter services. I admire his vaticando attitude.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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qatarhero

n. Person who plays football brilliantly at the World Cup and thereby helps his team achieve victory. Also any fan who secures alcohol of any type for his travelling companions.

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Pour a little more mouthwash in my hand sanitizer Roger, you old qatarhero! We're not blind yet!
by gnostic3 November 21, 2022
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goshforsaken

adj. Bleak and generally unpleasant but not as bad as Godforsaken.

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Calgary is a goshforsaken wasteland.
by gnostic3 July 19, 2019
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