gnostic3's definitions

sandbagged

v. Signed to a rich sports contract by an evil empire with questionable morality.

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Many football stars are being sandbagged. Where will it end?

Probably Oman.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

frostophobia

n. Fear of being shut inside a freezer, or of spending a week in Alberta in January.

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Strip to Red Deer!? No thanks. I suffer from frostophobia.

Very sensible of you.Wish it was contagious.

by gnostic3 April 8, 2022

muffin day

n. Any day on which a delectable baked item or three elevates your mood.

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What up bro? You was down. Now you up. You on the pipe again?

No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?

You on the pipe again.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

brexiting

v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.

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You get thrown out of college yet?

No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.

by gnostic3 June 22, 2019

arter

n. Person who produces drawings, poems, paintings, sculptures etc that aren't very good. Often a friend or relative.

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So, I hear you have a budding artist in your family.

Well ...more of an arter really ... but she can skip real well.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

fidget spinner

n. Small revolving hand-held device that Oh no! Look! Shiny stopping!! Want outside! Ice cream! Can I have Tuesdays? No! No! No! Ohhhh! Spinning! Seems to calm and bring focus to a certain subset of Shiny stopping! No!No! No! Erasures.

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Must have fidget spinner. MUST HAVE FIDGET SPINNER! MUST...HAVE....FIDGET.....SPINNER!!!!

by gnostic3 June 10, 2017

ashleying

n. Moving like a tornado, at work or at play. Additionally, in Australia, it can refer to sewing obscene hats or smiling sweetly whilst handing out rocks shaped like heads.

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The world would be a better place if more people were ashleying.

And we would all have anus hats.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022