Definitions by gnostic3

pillosi

n. Suicide capsule taken when all hope is erased.

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The zombies have broken through. Hand me a pillosi!

Wait Mr. President I think I know their weakness.

pillosi by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

instagran 

n. Woman who becomes a granny at a young age, usually with little warning.

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Hey Matilda! I hear you are an instagran. What up? Like mother like daughter eh?

I will cut you!

instagran by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

porking violation 

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

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Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

porking violation by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

sockey

n. New sport for those who wish to fill the sportsless covid void and get some exercise while isolated. One kicks rolled-up socks into wastebaskets, armchairs, toilets etc. Complex courses with bogeys, eagles etc can be established if desired. Heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Played a round of ice sockey last night in the walk-in freezer. Lost three toes on the back nine.

sockey by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

scrumless 

adj. Pointless. Fulfilling a need but lacking the original spirit. Aussie term referencing the new need to play rugby with proper distancing.

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What do you make of this new PG13 Friday the Thirteenth flick?

Pretty scrumless.

scrumless by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

mask technician 

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

mask technician by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

pansive 

adj. Thoughtful, but only on the subject of trousers.

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Why are you looking so pansive this morning?

I was just wondering whether harem pants were going to come back.

pansive by gnostic3 March 17, 2021