Definitions by gnostic1
hullaballo
n. pointlessly long, involved, noisy celebration over trivial victory in marginalised sport or activity.
Now that the University of Lethbridge has won the Canadian women's rugby championship I imagine there'll be a Pronghorn hullaballo that'll make Taylor Swift's album launch look like a NASCAR truck race victory party.
It ain't a real hullaballo until the geriatric strippers arrive! That's what I'm sayin'! Word up!
It ain't a real hullaballo until the geriatric strippers arrive! That's what I'm sayin'! Word up!
hullaballo by gnostic1 November 7, 2010
ollieollieoxenfree
n. Skateboarding move in which the rider, after gaining a high degree of speed and elevation off a suitably placed ramp such as a neighbor's slant nosed Porsche, does an inverted fakey shirttail grab freehand then surveys the assembled crowd of lamers and posers and gesticulates toward the one he thinks is holding the gamest weed.
Rad leaper bro! I totally spronged when you fingered Bonghat during that awwwesome with three doubleyous ollieollieoxenfree.
ollieollieoxenfree by gnostic1 November 7, 2010
rapestry
n. The ambience surrounding a rapper's voice i.e. the music, the beats, the scrapes, and, if on stage, the costumes, lighting, props etc.
Enchanting rapestry Kanye, the glittery lurid costumes and blinding lights almost made me forgive your silly lyrics. But what be up with your voice? It sound like you swallowed a broken brandy bottle!
What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!
Word up.
What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!
Word up.
pumpkin face
Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?
No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
pumpkin face by gnostic1 October 30, 2010
bad heir day
Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?
Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.
Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.
bad heir day by gnostic1 October 25, 2010
wire wizard
n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.
I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.
That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
wire wizard by gnostic1 October 21, 2010