n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.
I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.
That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
by gnostic1 October 19, 2010
1) v. initially a skateboarding term meaning to employ all of one's super tricks in a grand display of prowess: now, by extension, it means to use all of one's resources to accomplish any task or display ones dexterity or intelligence.
2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.
2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.
Radical leapstand bro! But I am going to empty the trick bag and make you totally my wheelnut monkey.
When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.
When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.
by gnostic1 January 21, 2011
by gnostic1 July 26, 2011
n. two or three holes "hacked" into the ice at each end of an ice curling rink to give the sweepers somewhere to rest their brooms. Also:
v. what smokers do while curling, which is one of the few Olympic sports where smoking is allowed during the game.
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v. what smokers do while curling, which is one of the few Olympic sports where smoking is allowed during the game.
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by gnostic1 October 03, 2011
n. Manly street term for beach volleyball, which is a fluff "sport" played in an inordinately large sand pit.
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Whoa, six o'clock! We totally have to scoot if we are going to catch the boxing.
Cage fighting! I love that: crushed lips and death grips!
Actually I meant the litter boxing.
Ah, well, that can be good too. Let me just get a book first.
Cage fighting! I love that: crushed lips and death grips!
Actually I meant the litter boxing.
Ah, well, that can be good too. Let me just get a book first.
by gnostic1 August 05, 2012
n. Radical skateboarding move in which you lean way out sideways and grab the outer edge of a buddy's board while he does the same to your board. Similar to a crab walk but without the hidden sexual tension.
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Nice hangfred Dude!
Sorry?
I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.
Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.
Sorry?
I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.
Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.
by gnostic1 October 08, 2011
n. State of mind, often induced by alcohol, in which one is unaware of the need for coital prophylaxis.
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Yo Stephanie! Nice baby bump girl. Looks like your condumb comes six to a case not three to a box.
Say what? I ain't no good at math.
Yeah. Or biology.
Say what? I ain't no good at math.
Yeah. Or biology.
by gnostic1 December 19, 2011