n. The damaged flesh where a long-time heroin addict has inserted too many needles.
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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.
2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?
You the bolt.
Straight up I'm the bolt!
2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?
You the bolt.
Straight up I'm the bolt!
by gnostic1 August 06, 2012
n. Much sought after synonym for thesaurus; usually applied to a reference work on a hard drive or internet server.
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Dude! What's another word for bong? I'm trying to write a song and the scansion here's all wrong.
Check the synofile, and perhaps try Urbandictionary.
Check the synofile, and perhaps try Urbandictionary.
by gnostic1 September 21, 2011
n. Wide-eyed person of little energy who doesn't actively pursue his/her dreams; the dreams are arranged on shelves, admired, dusted carefully, and seldom become real.
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by gnostic1 October 13, 2011
n. money required to fund repairs and clean-up after a riot, rock festival, family reunion etc. Also used with humourous intent by anarchists budgeting for rocks, balaclavas, bail, matches etc. before a riot.
I don't know why those government wanks are upset. Their fussbudget for the riot was lower than ours.
Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.
Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.
by gnostic1 August 23, 2011
v. phrase. British euphemism for emptying one's bladder. Similar to watering the cricketfield, but with more urgency and volume.
Cor blimey mate. I don't half need to fill the moat, and no mistake.
Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?
Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?
by gnostic1 September 28, 2012
I just got to sell my husband's signed football collection and I'll have enough naughty cash and penicillin money to make next weekend rock.
by gnostic1 August 06, 2011
n. "sporting" activity in which marginally inebriated Canadians curl large lumps of granite down a frozen carpet of ice in order to obtain a "hammer" which, I believe, is the metric equivalent of a "fifth" of rye. Oddly enough a "fifth", in curling, is a player too incompetent to play well. Brooms are used to clear debris off the ice and roller blades can be worn for decreased traction but aren't compulsory.
Originally the game was played on Scotland's lakes by English soldiers with frozen lumps of haggis.
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Originally the game was played on Scotland's lakes by English soldiers with frozen lumps of haggis.
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Dude! I feel like a bonspiel tonight! Let's totally whip some stones into the hack and try to knock out some inturns with a double raise!
Listen to yourself. You've only been curling for a month and already you sound like a Canadian stoner.
Hurry hard!
Listen to yourself. You've only been curling for a month and already you sound like a Canadian stoner.
Hurry hard!
by gnostic1 September 12, 2011