100 definitions by gnostic 1
n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).
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Pretty frigid today, ehh?
That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.
How is that even possible?
You'll see. You'll all see!
That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.
How is that even possible?
You'll see. You'll all see!
by gnostic 1 October 3, 2013
I'll never get a date. My hair is dweebish. My taint itches. My confidence is sagging.
Sounds like you need a push-up bro.
Sounds like you need a push-up bro.
by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013
n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.
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or second-rate event.
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by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.
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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!
You did some yorkers. Grow up.
That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.
You did some yorkers. Grow up.
That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.
by gnostic 1 March 11, 2013
v. Feeling low after a humiliation such as a loss by one's favourite team, or a rejection in love etc.
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You seen Larry today? He is totally crawling.
What up? He didn't think the Ravens would actually win did he?
What up? He didn't think the Ravens would actually win did he?
by gnostic 1 February 2, 2013
Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.
The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.
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The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.
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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.
by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012
n. Older person especially one who requires supplementary oxygen to survive.
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Dude! You are so wicked fearless with your rippers! Time to hang up the board if you want to live to be an oxygenarian.
Better to tear out your spleen than to fade away.
Better to tear out your spleen than to fade away.
by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013