gnostic 1's definitions
n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013
Get the goat parademug. place. Beautiful eastern seaport on the Atlantic coast. The best place in Canada to get crabs . Locals speak an interesting patois of English and Norse.
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Hey by Jimmy we should get some lobster in Halifax and maybe see about picking up a case of crabs by Jez.
by gnostic 1 May 9, 2013
Get the Halifaxmug. n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.
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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
Get the urban ducktionarymug. place. Bustling metropolis brimming with night life and dreamy-eyed folk chasing both the promise that is America and a sea of yellow cabs. Unlimited opportunity but limited seating. Concrete spires surrounding halal food carts beside world-class museums. Pigeons. So many pigeons. Many with feathers.
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Wow. That hurricane Sandy really messed this place up.
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
by gnostic 1 December 9, 2012
Get the New Yorkmug. n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.
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by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012
Get the broomermug. What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.
by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013
Get the Malmoticmug. n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.
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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
Get the dingle bellsmug.