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goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013
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Halifax

place. Beautiful eastern seaport on the Atlantic coast. The best place in Canada to get crabs . Locals speak an interesting patois of English and Norse.

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Hey by Jimmy we should get some lobster in Halifax and maybe see about picking up a case of crabs by Jez.
by gnostic 1 May 9, 2013
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urban ducktionary

n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.

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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?

Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.

You gonna fatten her up and eat her?

Something like that.
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
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New York

place. Bustling metropolis brimming with night life and dreamy-eyed folk chasing both the promise that is America and a sea of yellow cabs. Unlimited opportunity but limited seating. Concrete spires surrounding halal food carts beside world-class museums. Pigeons. So many pigeons. Many with feathers.

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Wow. That hurricane Sandy really messed this place up.

No. This is how it always looks.

Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
by gnostic 1 December 9, 2012
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broomer

n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!
by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012
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Malmotic

Adj. drenched in fun.

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What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.
by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013
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dingle bells

n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.

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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
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