terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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.....so then there was this big crash, see, and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all,"Judy! You is the chosen one!" So I said,"But I don't want to be pregnant. I got school to finish." (Sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

by gnostic 1 December 31, 2012

Lethbridge

place. Small Albertan town nestled in a small gorge in the centre of a parched featureless plain. Home to a good variety of second-hand shops and discount tire dealers but lacking any connection to the vibrant stone-quarrying industry that has placed Cardston on the map.

Home to the Broncos ice-curling team and twice voted Canacian Prairie Town of the Year.

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Let's stop in Lethbridge and scrape these grasshopper bodies off the windshield.

by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013

railscratch

n. Radical skateboarding term for a move where you lean backwards and drag your fingers down a railing behind your board. Often done fakey after blowing air.

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Nice railscratch dude! You totally nailed the goat!

by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012

Fourtet

n. Musical group consisting of four under educated musicians. Also a sexual foursome.

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Yo tuba guy. We got a threesome going now but if you joined us we would have a fourtet.

Sounds good. Should I empty my spit trap?

by Gnostic 1 December 27, 2013

super bowl

n. Excellent full pipe of hash, opium etc.

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Dude! That super bowl on the weekend was superb!

I thought you didn't like football.

I don't.

by gnostic 1 January 31, 2014

doornament

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.

by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013

bro-sures

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.

Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.

by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013