gnostic 1's definitions

Frank

place. Tiny Village in Alberta blessed with an abundance of enormous picturesque boulders that make it the "Stonehenge" of the Rocky Mountains. What is the meaning of the odd arrangements? How did the simple people move the enormous stones? Aliens? Why did this advanced civilisation die out?

These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?

Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.

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Look at all the boulders! How did they move them? And why did they build their dwellings beneath them? To understand you have to think like the ancient village itself.

You're not going to be Frank are you?

Yes. Yes I am.

by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

push-up bro

n. Ego boosting male friend.

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I'll never get a date. My hair is dweebish. My taint itches. My confidence is sagging.

Sounds like you need a push-up bro.

by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

not the masters

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

doornament

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.

by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013

draw wait

n. Ice curling term for the time required to broom the house before the pebble fades.

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Dude! What's the draw wait on sheet seven?

Four minutes. Don't hog this one, eh!

by gnostic 1 January 7, 2013

biebering

v. Acting like an entitled low-life while high on drugs.

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You got to stop biebering every weekend. You'll end up in the slammer.

Let me be free! You don't know the pain I've suffered! I grew up in Canada for God's sake!

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2014

sheepkabob

n. Delicious mutton on a stick. Beloved in Perth.

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Would you like some sheepkabob mate.

Do I look like I'm from Perth?

by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013