harpering

v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.

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Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.

Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?

by gnostic 1 June 16, 2013

crypter

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

121212

n. Any overly-hyped assemblage of lame older folk prancing about in silly clothes for a noble cause.

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Hey, did you hear? The Toronto Homeless Ladies Centre burned down and now Loverboy and Barenaked Ladies are getting back together for a 121212.

If we raise a lot of money today can we prevent this travesty?

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

meet the mayor

v. phrase- Canadian expression for smoking crack.

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Dude. You got time for some boarding?

Sorry man. I have to meet the mayor.

Bummer.

by gnostic 1 June 01, 2013

Skater's dozen

n. Eleven. A reflection of both the abscence of resources and the humour of skaters.

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Dude! This crate only has eleven brewes.

A skater's dozen! Radical. Nine for me and four for you!

Tottally!

by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

sheepkabob

n. Delicious mutton on a stick. Beloved in Perth.

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Would you like some sheepkabob mate.

Do I look like I'm from Perth?

by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013

pimple fairy

n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.

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Wow. Looks like someone had a visit from the pimple fairy.

I will cut you. I swear to God.

by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013