pulling a pope

v. To quit unexpectantly. Also a sexual act.

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Where's Yvonne? We're about to open. She isn't pulling a pope is she?

Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.

She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?
by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013
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make the playoffs

v. phrase To do well at a meeting, school assignment, on a date etc. An obvious parallel with the world of sports is bing drawn.

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Yo, that is some excellent essaying you got going there. You keep up that fine sentence writing and you are a top pick to make the playoffs.

Ahhh, thanks teach.
by gnostic 1 April 20, 2013
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howzat?

Interrogatory phrase expressing confusion and implying that something is seriously amiss.

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Downton Abbey is still on the air, along with American Idol and that Gilligan's Island contest.

Howzat?
by gnostic 1 February 09, 2013
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charmageddon

n. A full-on irresistable James Francoesque charm storm of Biblical proportions.

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Babe at four o'clock, but don't even bother. She is totally out of your league.

I'm going in. Don't wait up. No one can resist my charmageddon.

So I'll see you in five minutes?

Three.
by gnostic 1 October 07, 2013
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snow's up

exclamation. Snow boarder equivalent to "surf's up!" Usually shouted by overly-enthusiastic newbies at the first sign of flakes.

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Snow's up!

What are you talking about? It's August.

No. There! See!

I think that's dandruff falling off your head.
by gnostic 1 December 19, 2012
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fruitstickle

n. Any fruit served on a short, usually wooden, stick. Commercially prepared faux flower arrangements are the usual, but not the only, source.

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Whoa, dude! I am totally wiped from doing all these leapstands. How about we get a couple of fresh frozen fruitstickles?

Fresh frozen fruitsicles?

No, "fruitstickles".

No thanks, sounds lame.
by gnostic 1 January 25, 2013
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buy a Ford

v.phrase- Canadian expression meaning to purchase drugs, usually crack.

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Hey, want to buy a Ford?

Not now man. I'm about to go downtown and visit City Hall.
by gnostic 1 June 03, 2013
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