Definitions by gnostic 1
shoveling white
v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.
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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.
"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?
"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?
shoveling white by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013
suck the icicle
v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.
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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!
Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.
Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.
Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.
Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.
suck the icicle by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013
fruitstickle
n. Any fruit served on a short, usually wooden, stick. Commercially prepared faux flower arrangements are the usual, but not the only, source.
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Whoa, dude! I am totally wiped from doing all these leapstands. How about we get a couple of fresh frozen fruitstickles?
Fresh frozen fruitsicles?
No, "fruitstickles".
No thanks, sounds lame.
Fresh frozen fruitsicles?
No, "fruitstickles".
No thanks, sounds lame.
fruitstickle by gnostic 1 January 25, 2013
Coronation
place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.
Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.
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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.
Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.
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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.
Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.
It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.
It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.
Coronation by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013
obama-ration
n. Any overblown party or celebration which is repeated. Also an overly-large serving of anything. Can be shortened to o-ration if texting.
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obama-ration by gnostic 1 January 21, 2013