n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.
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or second-rate event.
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by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.
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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?
No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

n. Any large glitch, impediment or disaster that sinks a movie project, or, by extension, any other project.
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How's the search for a new house coming?
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
by gnostic 1 December 30, 2012

n. Any overblown party or celebration which is repeated. Also an overly-large serving of anything. Can be shortened to o-ration if texting.
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by gnostic 1 January 21, 2013

n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.
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by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.
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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.
She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.
She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.
by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013

n. Anyone who has grown too old and infirm to continue at his trade or sport.
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Check out the wobbler playing hockey.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013
