not the masters

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.
by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
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Rolling Stones Tour

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.

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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?

No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
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speilburg

n. Any large glitch, impediment or disaster that sinks a movie project, or, by extension, any other project.

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How's the search for a new house coming?

Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.

A second speilburg? Wow!

Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
by gnostic 1 December 30, 2012
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obama-ration

n. Any overblown party or celebration which is repeated. Also an overly-large serving of anything. Can be shortened to o-ration if texting.

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Steady on! I can't take in all that! That is one steaming heap of obama-ration.
by gnostic 1 January 21, 2013
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Hobo supper

n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.

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Hobo supper at the frat house tonight; are you in?

Does a chunder bucket have a handle?
by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013
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asbestpus

n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.

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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.

She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.
by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013
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wobbler

n. Anyone who has grown too old and infirm to continue at his trade or sport.

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Check out the wobbler playing hockey.

Can't read the writing on the wall.

Or anything else without his bifocals.
by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013
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