gnostic 1's definitions

kang

n. Style, class. West coast skater term.

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Nice ramp hop dude! You got the kang.

'Deed I do.

by gnostic 1 November 6, 2013

Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

by gnostic 1 March 5, 2013

Frog Lake

place. Canadian town with wide-open friendly multi-racial populace and economy largely based on peat-moss excavation. Historically the scene of some minor dust-ups in the settlement of the west by non-paleoanimists, Frog Lake has grown over the years from a watering place for wandering herds of bison entrancers to a source of inspiration to both Canadian constitutional experts and quilt makers.

Home to both the third-best hockey team in north-western Saskatchewan and the largest interpretive centre between Frank and Esterhazy.

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I hear the crime rate in Frog Lake is pretty low . Kudos to the populace.

Really? Where'd you hear that?

by gnostic 1 June 8, 2013

Wellington

place. Only the best city in New Zealand! Struth! From the beehive-shaped legislative buildings to the furnicular railroad that takes you down to the cricket rink there is little about Wellington that won't stop your heart with its grandeur.

Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.

Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.

Wellington is nearly as pretty as Christchurch and, with a good bit of work, could be as interesting as Auckland.

Without the first-class rugby.

Right.

by gnostic 1 December 10, 2012

crypter

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

dingle bells

n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.

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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Malmotic

Adj. drenched in fun.

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What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.

by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013