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iPod shuffle 3rd gen

By far the most peculiar member of the iPod family, it has no controls aside from an on off switch. Controls exist as a set of inline buttons on the EarPods cable. May be mistaken as a tiny vape. Released in 2009, was discontinued in 2010.

The iPod shuffle 3rd gen is unusual.

by glubglubglubglub August 5, 2025

Jisulife

a Chinese brand of battery powered fans for every situation

Jisulife make good quality fans

by glubglubglubglub August 10, 2025

DC-8-63

the longest narrow body airliner ever, beating even the Boeing 757-300 by 3 metres or so.

The DC-8-63 is the original flying pencil.

by glubglubglubglub September 23, 2025

survivalcraft

One of the better Minecraft rivals, with different features, more mobs, etc

Idiot 1- Oh man, I'm soooo cool because I bought minecraft!

Idiot 2 - I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm playing the superior survivalcraft. Tool.

by glubglubglubglub October 13, 2025

count olaf

The modern corporation if it was a person.

count olaf represents the modern corporation. make as much money as possible and don’t care if you murder or break rules doing so

by glubglubglubglub September 20, 2025

karen

The personality that once you take on, will probably result in everyone abandoning you, everyone you've ever known hating you, you most likely taking it up the ass repeatedly for it.

If you're thinking about becoming a karen, it's a sign you seriously screwed up in life and should seek help. Seriously.

Seriously stop reading this and go get help, or just remember that the majority of the stuff you complain about employees, managers etc cannot control. Just do it. You'll thank me later. Your loved ones will thank you. Your mother will thank you. Your father will thank you. People you probably never known will just be grateful that you're not a karen.

Watching someone act like a karen in a public area, unable to help or call for help because you yourself have acted like one. That is the definition of hell. Recovering from being a karen is the hardest thing, not just physically but mentally. You will lose your family and friends, you will be destroying your life. You can't get a job, you'll have a criminal record, you'll be classed as scum of the earth. Life for karens is being labelled with the stigma of being the failure, don't do it. It is not worth risking your reputation.

by glubglubglubglub February 5, 2025

styropyro

A guy that builds lasers powerful enough to melt tungsten, gigantic Tesla coils, overpowered microwaves and chases storms for the fun of it. Many things have been created in this amazing YouTube channel, such as:

-A handheld pulsed laser that vaporises air
-A microwave that produces 20kW of energy and zaps everything you put inside it
-Overpowered handheld lasers
-Crazy chemistry stuff

-Gigantic Tesla coils that are as dangerous as they’re dramatic, flashy and loud
-A laser turret that could function as a legitimate military weapon
-Lots of car batteries wired in parallel and zapping everything with the enormous current
-More

So head on down to YouTube and subscribe to him NOW

A: Hey did you see the new styropyro video about the worlds most powerful laser ?
B: Oh yeah, was it the handheld one?

by glubglubglubglub July 22, 2025