glubglubglubglub's definitions

HTC dream

The first ever android smartphone. The screen slid up to reveal a physical keyboard underneath, as early smartphones were undecided about retaining a keyboard and also having a touchscreen

The HTC dream was a historic object.

by glubglubglubglub July 4, 2025

Juicero

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2017 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home.

Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...

by glubglubglubglub July 27, 2025

Crap and Shitney

a way of saying Pratt and Whitney as their turbofans have so many problems.

4 A321neos and 2 777-200s are grounded thanks to Crap and Shitney’s engines always being problematic. Calling their engines dependable is a joke.

by glubglubglubglub August 17, 2025

Airbus A350 XWB 1000

A super-neat widebody airliner made by Airbus that is 1000 times better than anything boeing has ever made (its a scientific fact). The A350 is the most advanced airliner in the sky, with a carbon fibre reinforced polymer airframe, super-efficient Rolls-Royce Trent XWB-97 turbofan engines and next-gen avionics. While the basic design dates back to the 2010s, the A350 has been continuously built in many variants and upgrades. Recently, the A350 was selected as the basis for singapore airlines' new ultra-long haul (almost 20 hour) flights.

The Boeing 777-9X is a gameboy with wings compared to the Airbus A350 XWB 1000.

by glubglubglubglub January 28, 2025

love island

the epitome of brainrot

I’d rather watch hours of liveleak videos than a love island episode

by glubglubglubglub September 17, 2025

12th June 2025

A very sad day for avgeeks and 787 lovers worldwide. The first ever 787 crash happened on that fateful day.

The 12th June 2025 was when it all changed.

by glubglubglubglub July 21, 2025

bombardier global 8000

The competitor to the gulfstream G800.

Both the bombardier global 8000 and gulfstream G800 are top-end flagship business jets that are as expensive as they look. Better have $75+ million to spare if u want either jet and thousands more to cover operating costs.

by glubglubglubglub July 23, 2025