giovanni's definitions
by Giovanni January 14, 2004

by giovanni January 1, 2003

Me+boner=ur mother shut up im not talking about your mother like that im not GAY!! I SWEAR IM NOT GAY!!! STOP YELLING AT ME GRANDMOM!!
by Giovanni December 29, 2003

a massive man specifically of Italian nationality, usually has unbelievable strength, is hilarious, and has a third leg.
by Giovanni March 6, 2005

by Giovanni August 14, 2004

The spabula is the anatomical region between the butthole and the nutsack.After a very long hike with a sandy crotch, this area can become inflamed, leading to 'spabulitis'.
'Shit, my spabulitis is flaming'
by Giovanni April 26, 2003

When a turtle sticks his head out, touches cloth and then retreats back into the bomb-bay doors, not to be seen again for several hours.
by Giovanni May 20, 2003
