Definitions by ghostgirl

Retin-A 

A common creme used to treat acne. Mothers have discovered that it also helps with wrinkles. The issue is that mothers are unable to buy it through their issuance so they buy it “for” their teens and save hundreds of dollars.

Barbara: MoM i DoNt WaNT tO gO To tHE deRmaToLogISt

Mom: BARBARA, SHUT YO ASS UP AND GET IN THE CAR! THE ONLY REASON I HAVE WRINKLES IS BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCKING RETIN-A!

Barbara: bUt mOm!!!!!

Retin-A by ghostgirl August 1, 2019

Liam 

Liam is the perfect sub. He loves to be dominated and proudly considers himself to be a rope bunny. Liam only responds to kitten, buttercup, koala, or munchkin.

Daddy: Liam, come here.
Liam: ...
Daddy: Liam, come here.
Liam: daddy, you know what I like to be called!!!
Daddy: fine! Kitten come here!

Liam: yes daddy! Take me to the red room of pain!

Liam by ghostgirl August 1, 2019

Liam 

A unique guy who thinks that drinking Starbucks is a personality trait. Liam excels in various areas: talking like Christian Grey, playing piano, and studying for the SAT. Additionally, Liam is skilled at creating new definitions for hip words.

No one:

Liam: cash money. uwu. worm. 50 shades. grey.

Liam by ghostgirl July 31, 2019

Omegle Fuckhead 

A wierd fuck that asks to see your feet online and enjoys talking to twelve-year olds.

Omegle Fuckhead: M or F?
Brittney: F
Omegle Fuckhead: watt ur age?

Brittney: 12
Omegle Fuckhead: r u horny?
Brittney: yes daddy
Omegle Fuckhead: fuck yeah
Omegle Fuckhead: talk dirty to me and show me your feet

Brittney: ...

Omegle Fuckhead by ghostgirl July 31, 2019

Chelke 

1. When you really fuck up.
2. Fuck

3. Hell
3. When the unexpected occurs.
2. Shit 💩

Lena: yo ass looks small today

Renee: what the chelke!

Chelke by ghostgirl July 31, 2019