player

A male who is so skilled at manipulating women that he can "play" all of them at once by having strictly sexual relationships with all of them at once because they are so taken by him. A real player has many girls that he can call at anytime and have sexual intercourse with or accompany him to wherever he wishes. A real player's many women also are aware of the other women but are so into him that they do not care and/or it makes them want him more, to be the only one for him.

damn, that guy just stole the other guys girlfreind and now she's walkin off with him and leaving the boyfreind in the dust!! and that was only after he talked to her for five minutes while the boyfreind went to get drinks!! that guy is forshiiiiiiiiizzzzzle a player.

by george tedbetter September 23, 2006

mac

a noun used to define someone who is a leech and/or a user. Term derived from a stoner who used people for weed.

"dude, stop macking me" = stop taking my shit/using me

" that dude is such a mac " = what a user/ leech/bum

by george tedbetter July 17, 2006

smeez

to smoke marijauna generally a blunt

im feelin to smeez a bleez yadada. ( bleez=blunt )

by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

snap

a small amount of weed to be smoked from bong or peice, usually only enough for a good-sized hit.

if i split this bowl in half, ill have enough for like 3 snaps.

by george tedbetter October 03, 2006

ha ha

something very funny

that guy just magurted too much beer and fell over with a dopey grin on his face. it was pretty ha ha.

by george tedbetter September 24, 2006

ripping

surfing really well

dude did you yousee that guy ripping?? he just magurted a 360 air, then came down by landing on the face and stalled for the deepest, sickest barrel I have ever seen!!! INSAAAANE BRAH BRAH.

by george tedbetter September 22, 2006