absquatulates

pretentious abscond

A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.

The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.

by george February 27, 2003

splitting dark oak

The act of having sex with a black chick.

man I was splitting dark oak last night!

by george January 21, 2005

queer eyed

a gay person who does not admit they are gay

Mr. Brown looks so queer eyed.

by George January 21, 2003

etheopia

a very poor country in Africa where millions are starving.

I'm madder than a legless Etheopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill!

by george May 15, 2005

human

A useless covering of bones, flesh, and hormone producing organs that surround the most complex object in the universe.

All humans could be good if they didn't let their hormone originated emotions create war, fanatical patriotism, crime, neo-feminists, and soccer riots.

by George September 14, 2003

pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.

by george December 01, 2003

Fuckster

An individual who is really into fucking, perhaps even a whore or jiggalo.

Hot Janice laid 12 guys tonight and then bought a round of crack for all the other girls at the brothel. She's a real FUCKSTER!

by george September 09, 2004