Footsie

As in Playing footsie (under the table)

The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.
Have you been playing footsie with me under the table during dinner?
by George April 22, 2004
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War

The only reason any of you ass-jockeys has the ability to write page after page of banal, ignorant bullshit; the reason none of you have a big, white-wig-wearing British bulldog pounding your ass every night (which is better than any of you dipshits deserve).
Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. Gold help me, I do love it so!
by George June 28, 2004
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it

a movie that started off a little scary and freaky, but that ends when you see the end.
a fucking giant spider? c'mon, steven coulda made something better.
by george May 16, 2005
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mug

The dated definition of the word is someone who is unpleasant or unnatractive.
Can also be used to describe people who are dim-witted, lazy or generally losers.
I'll teach you a lesson you mugs
by George April 03, 2004
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Laurel and Hardy

The best comic duet of all time. They started as a duet early in 1928 with silent short classics such as "Big Business" and
"Should married men go home" till after the war with full-feature movies.
They are best remembered for their short talkies which are as close to perfect comedy as one can get (Forget about Marx Brothers and the rest).
Best talkies include: Sons of Desert, Music Box (Oscar) ,Way out West, Helpmates, Country Hospital and Towed in a hole to name just a few
Well, heres another nice mess you gotten me into
by George April 03, 2004
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cat piss

the discusting bottom of a beer bottle
here daniel drink this gross cat piss
by george November 11, 2003
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meatplow

a bitch whos fat or overweight especially if she wears clothes that are too tight. Can be often found supersizing value meals.
yo that bitch weighed down the hoopty. what a meatplow.
by George April 14, 2005
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