Definitions by geniusonwheels

spelling c 

1) A spelling bee that the participants are very young, namely kids in kindergarten and 1st grade. The age of the participants often result in funny misspelllings.

1) George Washington Elementary had a spelling c so bad, no one made it to the second round.

spelling c by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

cymbalize

To interrupt a peaceful moment, just like a pair of cymbals clashed together would do.

John cymbalized when he walked in on Rob and Julie kissing.

cymbalize by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

woodchucknorris 

The greatest animal of the Animal Kingdom. Ever.

Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.

woodchucknorris by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

Grand Crayon 

The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.

One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."

Grand Crayon by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

2400 

A term that refers to a person that makes a perfect score on the SAT. Usually refers to overall intellect and sometimes smart-aleck attitude.

That 2400 is so snotty when he just ranted off one of Shakespeare's speeches.

2400 by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

Shufflebored 

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.

It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.

Shufflebored by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009

Go shopping

1) When playing the board game Trivial Pursuit, you roll a 6 while you are on the hub. With this roll, you can pick the wedge you want to try for, because each wedge is only 6 spaces away.

"I am so lucky! First roll of the game, and I get to go shopping."

Go shopping by geniusonwheels January 11, 2009