geniusonwheels's definitions

Lost on LOST

The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.

A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."

B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."

A: "You are so Lost on LOST."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Single Jeopardy

The first 30 questions of the game show Jeopardy!. If Double Jeopardy is the second round, then logically, Single Jeopardy comes first.

It's already at the end of Single Jeopardy and Ken's up by $5,000.

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

YouText

The words that now appear on many YouTube videos in caption boxes. Many people find these caption boxes very annoying.

Man screaming at computer:

"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

String break

That unfortunate sound when someone is playing a guitar of any kind, and right in the middle, a string snaps in half.

"That dude was killing that song until he had a string break.

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

Cowbell Deficiency

Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.

Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.

Intern to Doctor

I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

spelling c

1) A spelling bee that the participants are very young, namely kids in kindergarten and 1st grade. The age of the participants often result in funny misspelllings.

1) George Washington Elementary had a spelling c so bad, no one made it to the second round.

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009