geniusonwheels's definitions

Grand Crayon

The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.

One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

Tighten his shortz

To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.

"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Shufflebored

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.

It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.

by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009

Cowbell Deficiency

Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.

Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.

Intern to Doctor

I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Single Jeopardy

The first 30 questions of the game show Jeopardy!. If Double Jeopardy is the second round, then logically, Single Jeopardy comes first.

It's already at the end of Single Jeopardy and Ken's up by $5,000.

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Saved by the bowl

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.

Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.

by geniusonwheels November 7, 2011

X-Boxed In

What a PS3 player feels when he is surrounded by X-Box 360 users who are discussing achievements, Gamerscore, etc.

"Nathan looks X-Boxed in because his friends are discussing the hidden achievements on Gears of War 2."

by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009