Ketchuphobia

The fear that a person wearing a white shirt gets when eating a hamburger, hot dog, chicken, etc., that has ketchup.
"It's Jim's lunch break, and I think he has ketchuphobia. He has barely touched his Quarter Pounder, probably because he has that presentation at 3."
by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009
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Cowbell Deficiency

Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.

Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.
Intern to Doctor

I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."
by geniusonwheels February 06, 2009
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Grand scheme of the universe

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"
by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009
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2MX

The year '2010' in Roman numerals. 'M' stands for 1000, and 'X' stands for 10. 'K' stands for 1000, but it isn't Roman numerals, it's metric, like kilo-.
by geniusonwheels January 01, 2010
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King of Clubs

1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.

2) Tiger Woods
1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!

2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.
by geniusonwheels February 05, 2009
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X-Boxed In

What a PS3 player feels when he is surrounded by X-Box 360 users who are discussing achievements, Gamerscore, etc.
"Nathan looks X-Boxed in because his friends are discussing the hidden achievements on Gears of War 2."
by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009
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Single Jeopardy

The first 30 questions of the game show Jeopardy!. If Double Jeopardy is the second round, then logically, Single Jeopardy comes first.
It's already at the end of Single Jeopardy and Ken's up by $5,000.
by geniusonwheels February 06, 2009
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