geniusonwheels's definitions

Lost on LOST

The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.

A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."

B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."

A: "You are so Lost on LOST."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Tighten his shortz

To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.

"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

YouText

The words that now appear on many YouTube videos in caption boxes. Many people find these caption boxes very annoying.

Man screaming at computer:

"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

Talent show drag

When watching a talent show, one of the acts seem to last forever. This is done easier when playing a musical instrument, such as the piano or clarinet.

Dude to another dude sitting next to him.

"This is such a talent show drag! It has been six minutes already and she doesn't seem to know how to end the song she's playing!"

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

String break

That unfortunate sound when someone is playing a guitar of any kind, and right in the middle, a string snaps in half.

"That dude was killing that song until he had a string break.

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

Go shopping

1) When playing the board game Trivial Pursuit, you roll a 6 while you are on the hub. With this roll, you can pick the wedge you want to try for, because each wedge is only 6 spaces away.

"I am so lucky! First roll of the game, and I get to go shopping."

by geniusonwheels January 11, 2009

Saved by the bowl

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.

Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.

by geniusonwheels November 7, 2011