geniusonwheels's definitions

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

YouText

The words that now appear on many YouTube videos in caption boxes. Many people find these caption boxes very annoying.

Man screaming at computer:

"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

King of Clubs

1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.

2) Tiger Woods

1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!

2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.

by geniusonwheels February 5, 2009

Grand scheme of the universe

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".

Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"

by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009

woodchucknorris

The greatest animal of the Animal Kingdom. Ever.

Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

Lost on LOST

The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.

A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."

B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."

A: "You are so Lost on LOST."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Saved by the bowl

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.

Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.

by geniusonwheels November 7, 2011