geniusonwheels's definitions

OMG sports gesture

The act of placing both of your hands on your head, usually seen by disappointed sports fans. Equivalent of putting hands on hips.

After that last interception, the entire home team fans had an OMG sports gesture.

by geniusonwheels November 16, 2010

Talent show drag

When watching a talent show, one of the acts seem to last forever. This is done easier when playing a musical instrument, such as the piano or clarinet.

Dude to another dude sitting next to him.

"This is such a talent show drag! It has been six minutes already and she doesn't seem to know how to end the song she's playing!"

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

2400

A term that refers to a person that makes a perfect score on the SAT. Usually refers to overall intellect and sometimes smart-aleck attitude.

That 2400 is so snotty when he just ranted off one of Shakespeare's speeches.

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

Fmail

An email account that is better than the standard PC email, but not as good as GMail. E.g. Yahoo.

"We can't IM each other because I have some fmail account."

by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009

Lost on LOST

The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.

A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."

B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."

A: "You are so Lost on LOST."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Saved by the bowl

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.

Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.

by geniusonwheels November 7, 2011

Cowbell Deficiency

Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.

Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.

Intern to Doctor

I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009