Definitions by geniusonwheels

Talent show drag 

When watching a talent show, one of the acts seem to last forever. This is done easier when playing a musical instrument, such as the piano or clarinet.

Dude to another dude sitting next to him.

"This is such a talent show drag! It has been six minutes already and she doesn't seem to know how to end the song she's playing!"

Talent show drag by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

String break 

That unfortunate sound when someone is playing a guitar of any kind, and right in the middle, a string snaps in half.

"That dude was killing that song until he had a string break.

String break by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

Single Jeopardy

The first 30 questions of the game show Jeopardy!. If Double Jeopardy is the second round, then logically, Single Jeopardy comes first.

It's already at the end of Single Jeopardy and Ken's up by $5,000.

Single Jeopardy by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Cowbell Deficiency 

Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.

Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.

Intern to Doctor

I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."

Cowbell Deficiency by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Lost on LOST 

The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.

A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."

B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."

A: "You are so Lost on LOST."

Lost on LOST by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Tighten his shortz 

To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.

"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."

Tighten his shortz by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

King of Clubs 

1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.

2) Tiger Woods

1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!

2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.

King of Clubs by geniusonwheels February 5, 2009