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Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.

Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.
Intern to Doctor

I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."
by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009
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The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"
by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009
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What a PS3 player feels when he is surrounded by X-Box 360 users who are discussing achievements, Gamerscore, etc.
"Nathan looks X-Boxed in because his friends are discussing the hidden achievements on Gears of War 2."
by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009
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To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.
"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."
by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009
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That unfortunate sound when someone is playing a guitar of any kind, and right in the middle, a string snaps in half.
"That dude was killing that song until he had a string break.
by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009
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In a conversation between two people texting, a situation that is so big that it should be discussed, but neither of the two people want to bring it up while texting.

Like elephant in the room
It was hard talking to James because there was that huge elephant in the phone about that girl we both like
by geniusonwheels June 6, 2010
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A time where a high school/college senior realize that they are a senior of their school, and will soon be moving on to other things in the very near future. Usually occurs at the end of the school, and signs include photography, group discussions, and crying.
Kristin had a senior moment when she took out a camera to take a picture of all of her school friends.
by geniusonwheels May 29, 2010
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