The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.
A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."
B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."
A: "You are so Lost on LOST."
B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."
A: "You are so Lost on LOST."
by geniusonwheels February 06, 2009

by geniusonwheels November 07, 2011

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.
It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."
by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.
by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009

by geniusonwheels February 03, 2009

In a conversation between two people texting, a situation that is so big that it should be discussed, but neither of the two people want to bring it up while texting.
Like elephant in the room
Like elephant in the room
It was hard talking to James because there was that huge elephant in the phone about that girl we both like
by geniusonwheels June 06, 2010

The words that now appear on many YouTube videos in caption boxes. Many people find these caption boxes very annoying.
Man screaming at computer:
"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"
"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"
by geniusonwheels February 09, 2009
