gem's definitions

piss-clip

An idea invented by my friend and I on a drunken night out; piss-clips are large clips, similar to hair clips, which are used to hold up the rolls of fat on clinically obese people so that when they sit down to piss the excess fat doesn't sag into the toilet and get in the way. Can also be used as a term of abuse, for example:

"She's so fat she needs piss-clips!"

or, more simply:

"You stupid piss-clip!"

by Gem April 13, 2005

Silver shimmer

When you fuck a old lady with white pr gray hair. Then cum on her hair

I gave a granny a silver shimmer last night

by Gem May 1, 2016

dungettit

short form for "Don't get it". Popular us among urban youth who don't quite understand something.

Daniel: An e-card may defeat the point.
Germaine: Eh? I dungettit

by Gem June 19, 2005

Sacapuntas

1. Spanish word for pencil sharpener

2. Nice random word to be used when the conversation is getting kinda boring

3. Prettiest word in all of spanish language, obsessesed over by spanish teachers around the world

Fred- "..."
George- "..."
Fred- "Sacapuntas!"

by Gem March 19, 2005

tater

n. refering to a infield single in baseball that usually comes at a very important time in the game. It is inbetween a dink and a texas leaguer.

Daves hit a complete tater down the first baseline and was able to beat it out.

When Frank hit his tater, he raced down the baseline to beat it out. Instead of running properly though, he tripped over the bag onto his face.

by gem December 16, 2004

ish

word used to replace it/its

hey chyka, ish time to go, we guna be late!!

by Gem November 7, 2004

ask-me-bollox

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

by Gem September 23, 2004