gazza's definitions

social retard

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at www.srclan.co.uk

Spoony is such a social retard.
Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.

by Gazza August 16, 2004

coldie

a beer, served under 2 degrees celcius so it freezes your throat on the way down... mmmmmmm :P~

chuck us another coldie mate

by Gazza March 24, 2003

tinnie

a 375mL aluminium beer can

pass us another tinnie mate, i'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger

by Gazza March 24, 2003

I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

by Gazza October 4, 2016

wollup!

i want to bang you!

porn star enter`s the room, you are with yr mates and you all think wollop! she can have some! (wot a babe)

by Gazza October 23, 2003

nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

by Gazza March 24, 2003

fruit loop

noun A wholly vacant person. See also fuckwit

She's lost the plot, a total fruit loop

by Gazza February 6, 2003