gaz's definitions

wengmastachung

some one who is born as the master.

Jake: damn right i'm wengmasterchung.
Snoop: but you's white?
jake: hell yeah, i'm white and i'm hung better than you.
Snoop: fo' shizzle, you masterful weng shames my tiny black willie.
Jake: fo' shizzle.

by Gaz May 15, 2003

sk8r boi

A way of writing skater boy mostly used by a chav who has decided it would be cool to "skateboard" and be different to ther friends (I know its rare) to get some laughs.

They are generally wankers.

Q: sup bruv I is well a sk8r boi ay I?
A: no, you are a cunt now fuck off and get a job.

by Gaz April 18, 2005

gobshite

The name for a resident of London

Fucking cockney gobshite

by Gaz January 12, 2005

wog

If you are in Liverpool, a wog is a black person, and italians are iy-tai's, whilst other dark skinned are paki's or wops.

by Gaz June 10, 2006

kings of leon

Big, Hairy, Bible-Bashing band

by Gaz September 14, 2003

napster

File Transfer server which was brought down by its own popularity and Metallica, but who cares? Metallica rock, and Napster sucked compared to Kazaa Lite.

Kid: "Napster has been shut down."
Hetfield: "Thank fuck for that!"
Kid: "You bastard! I'll never listen to Metallica again!"
Hetfield: "Yeah, that's what they all said..."

by Gaz September 16, 2003

pohm

The correct way to say Pom or pomme or pommy...both of which the Australians use to describe english people. Which is entirely inaccurate in itself because POHm means prisoner of her majesty and we all know that originally the aussies were the convicts britain didnt want any more. So its rather an ironic word for them to use...pohm is what we should be calling them, but we are far too cultured for that so they may remain those aussie bastards :D

Just kidding guys :)

Australian : We just kicked those pohm arses at cricket
Englishman : Bugger off

by Gaz September 21, 2005