garret's definitions

Lamb of God

One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.

If you say you like metal, but don't like Lamb of God, you're a fuckin' fag and a goddamn liar.

by Garret February 3, 2005

Weaksauce

(1)Word used in place of more definite adjectives. Weak being interchangeable with many other adjectives, while sauce remains as a suffix.
(2)Lacking fertile sperm.

(1a)"Uh, dude, we're all out of bud."
"Weaksauce!"
(1b)"Man, my mom caught me tokin' last night.
"Gaysauce."
(2)"Goddamnit, we need to adopt kids."
"Why?"
"'Cause you've got fuckin' weaksauce."

by Garret February 6, 2005

Pike

The action of just straight-up drilling a bitch in any orifice (most commonly vagina).

"Hey baby, wanna get piked?"
"Ho, don't even ask me to pike you; you know you can't take this dick."

by Garret August 28, 2004

facial

(1)Application of make-up to one's face.
(2)Application of sperm to one's face.
Also see: smud

(1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done."
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"

by Garret June 15, 2004

mo' sauz

When you ask for more sauce in New Orleans.

"Ya'll like sauz 'roun' he'e?"
"Mo' sauz."

by Garret February 4, 2005

Spic-up

More commonly a Chevy S-10 with a new paint job, rims, speakers and hydraulics.

"Man, I was watching TV, and I heard this shitty rap from the street. I look out, and, what do y'know, it was coming from a spic-up."

by Garret February 17, 2005

nig-rig

To fix something very temporarily; with little or no real repair or use of tools/assisstance. Also see MacGuyver.

"Dude, my car's not starting, I just need it to get me to work and back tonight, and I've got to be there in an hour. Think you can help?"
"Yeah, I can nig-rig 'er."

by Garret February 6, 2005