pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust. pappyslam
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.
Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.
by galcoolest March 09, 2005
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pappyslap

see pappyslap, its twin, and pappyslam its opposite
I keepsa trying to gentle like get this duplication 86ed-oh wells....
by galcoolest March 19, 2005
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pappyslap

redundancy on list that should have been removed long ago
overlooking removing redundant words from lists will not even get ya a pappyslap, though
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
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pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust.
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.
Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.
by galcoolest March 06, 2005
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chitlin' chasin'

Adj. describes a guy who pretends to be the committed boyfriend to a girl solely becuase he knows she loves to cook great, homestyle meals for her man every night.
Var: n. chitlin' chaser
Yo, Zoot, Antwan dun dogs Jamila for choice booty an'jes be chitlin' chasin on Twanika.
by Galcoolest February 28, 2005
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stumfrazzle

see syn. stumfrizzle
n., v., adj. relating to overexposure to stumbizzling stumbizzle
Henny be way stumfrazzled, ya hear, and jes be crashin' say Kenika.
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hammock hound

n. a lazy guy who just wants to lay down and do nothing even outdoors on a nice day
n. Jes' ignore Jess, he never be nuthin' but a dang hammock hound jes' like his swaggin' pa....
by galcoolest June 24, 2005
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