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Definitions by galcoolest

v. to insist on and succeed in obtaining for free something which though still inexpensive, used to be free, like tire air at the gas stations in Florida.
Tayana be kewl nows, dun aircopped a plug from sum b*tch in da chickcrapper, 'steada feedin good coin to da dam box in dere.
aircop by Galcoolest February 28, 2005

tissue time 

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
tissue time by galcoolest February 28, 2005

chitlin' chasin' 

Adj. describes a guy who pretends to be the committed boyfriend to a girl solely becuase he knows she loves to cook great, homestyle meals for her man every night.
Var: n. chitlin' chaser
Yo, Zoot, Antwan dun dogs Jamila for choice booty an'jes be chitlin' chasin on Twanika.
chitlin' chasin' by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

ironized 

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
ironized by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

stumfrizzle

Syn. stumfrazzle

n. One who is caught up so much on any day with stumbizzling that it results in family members' irate complaints and being told to "get off dat puter NOW, ya hear?"
v. to stumbizzle for longer than is normally tolerated by family in one's environment.
adj. stumfrizzled: dreamy, contented, but kind of exhausted state of one who has stumbizzled for a long time without interruption.
stumbizzle
Yo, Lenny be stumfrizzled t'nite. He ain't gamin to fly.

Ayisha be po'ed cus Dexxie stumfrizzled on her, yo.

Bro, get on it, bro! Youz be stumfrizzled bad or sumthin'?
stumfrizzle by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
n. Someone who has foul breath
adj. having foul breath

Var: n. dentyno disasta- someone with bad breath all the time, no matter what they do to try to fix it
adj. having gross breath always
Wussy dentyno who be hustlin Hootie ain't jack.

Dang, dat bro being dentyno today, straight up.

Head up, bro. Kiesha be dentyno disasta, fo real.
dentyno by Galcoolest February 26, 2005

RazorRick 

Cop, patrolman, trooper, policeman.

Most such authorities sport buzz cut hair;
Rick from "Ranger Rick" fame.

aka RazorRat and RazorRot.
Yo bro, dat razorrick dun tail my ass fo full-on 2 hops on da dang I-eight-0!
RazorRick by Galcoolest February 25, 2005