gadget king's definitions

sucking valve

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

nose nectar

the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid

I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Gironkey

A tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )

Oh, jeez! Joby is such a gironkey...he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

nose nosh

The mucus some people are fond of digging out and promptly eating it, hot from the nose.

I watched the idle taxi driver enjoying a meal of nose nosh while he was waiting for a call.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

ass grunt

A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself

I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

lavitate

The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate

The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

bogserve

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011