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Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.
Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.
by Gaaraofthedamned October 4, 2011
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Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.
I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep
by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012
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Car that runs on water

Common topic of discussion for Steven Hyde (Danny Masterson) on "That 70's Show" while in the circle smoking pot.

Basically what he's talking about is a car where you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. The demand for water would be so high that everyone would buy all the water, leaving us with nothing to drink except beer-and the government hides the car from the public because they know that beer will set us free.
So their's this car that runs on water.....
by Gaaraofthedamned August 21, 2011
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Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.
My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.
by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012
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Youtube Site Maintenance

Updates, repairs, etc. done irregularly buy Youtube. In order to perform such maintenance's the site must be all but totally shut down, meaning you can watch videos on the site but you cannot comment on a video, favorite a video, send a video, or rate a video. You also cannot send anyone a message, post a comment on someone's channel, send a friend invite, or subscribe to someone.

In the past Youtube posted messages warning users about maintenance that evening, but after major page redesigns the only message that appeared was the one informing you maintenance was currently in progress, but now they've eliminated that too, meaning the only way you know is when you can't do anything but watch vids.
I tried to favorite this Nine Inch Nails vid, but due to Youtube Site Maintenance it won't let me. I'll have to do it when I get home from school tommorow
by Gaaraofthedamned January 13, 2011
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The Deep Web

Describes low key sites on the web or unknown content on a well known site that is weird in nature and/or extremely hard, if not impossible, to understand why such content even exists.
The term curiosity killed the cat applies well with this term-and let me tell you, the deep web will show that not only was the cat killed, but subject to things I could be sent to jail for if I were to describe them on a site like UD.

My friend ventured into the deep web on an acid trip, and now thinks Chim Chim from Speed Racer is out to rape and kill him.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 22, 2014
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hidden comedy

A movie made and advertised as an action or disaster movie with more comedy dialogue than serious, making people wonder if it's supposed to be funny or if the script writers failed. Movies like these are usually critically panned but box office successes.
Deep Impact is a good example of a hidden comedy. It seems like a serious film about the end of the world and the survival of humanity, though quite a bit of dialogue sounds more like it came from a Mike Judge film.
by GaaraoftheDamned August 30, 2013
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