35 definitions by g-man

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While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.
John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.
by g-man March 07, 2005
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Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.
Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.
by g-man January 16, 2005
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My ho was not into letting me go offroading last night, so I had to give her a Bullwinkle.
by g-man February 07, 2005
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A man, who for all intents and purposes, is straight, however once in a while likes to engage in gay sex.
Stephen would never mess around with a guy!

Yeah, whatever, he's on the down-low!
by g-man June 08, 2004
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Popularised by the Jay and Silent Bob collection of movies, loving "the cock" adds the random the in front of the word.
Dubya loves the cock

as opposed to:

Dubya loves cock
by g-man September 13, 2003
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An uncontrollable event, prefored by a roudy individual, perhaps influnced by durgs or alcohol
Ersman going apeshit
by g-man February 10, 2003
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