g-man's definitions

noseblast

The unfortunate event that occurs when comsuming a beverage (milk, usually) and due to a joke or other funny event, the act of trying to supress the mirth results in the liquid spraying out of your nose.

I was watching Jim walk down the street and while I took a sip of milk, he fell down the steps, causing me to have a noseblast!

by G-Man January 31, 2004

flaccid

adj. the highest complement, ranking something above everything else. Syn. sick, wicked, cool, fly

That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.

by G-man February 10, 2004

fruit fly

Equivalent to fag hag

Jillian is such a fruit fly!

by G-Man December 29, 2002

fucknut

a person who like fucking or sucking nuts

Sam and Sarah

by g-man February 8, 2003

Ersmania

An uncontrollable event, prefored by a roudy individual, perhaps influnced by durgs or alcohol

Ersman going apeshit

by g-man February 10, 2003

cosbys

A shit, usually of full girth. Tendency to bring pain upon exit.

1. "I hate dropping the cosbys at public restrooms"
2. "I drove Bill Cosby and the kids to the museum"
3. "The cosbys are pushing at the gate"

by G-Man March 5, 2003

boo boo bama

weed,dumbass

Wheres tha boo boo bama at? I needs ta get high

by g-man April 21, 2003