g-man's definitions

vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

by G-Man March 7, 2005

SAS

Shit Air Seperator: A thin gasket like muscle in the anal cavity that seperates gas from shit. When its broken, it results in a shart

John- I got to go home and change.
Jane- Why?
John- I tried to fart I blew my SAS.
Jane- You dirty son of a bitch.

by G-Man April 1, 2005

house party

A party at your house which usually does not involve the consent of your parents, so theres lots of alcohol and people getting crazy, your house gets wrecked and you wish it never happened. So basically the worst decision you could ever make.

Puke on parents bed, carpets, house in a bad state, lawnmower on shag-pile carpet you get the idea

by G-Man January 5, 2005

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

truck stopish

Any food or beverage that is extremely average in taste.

"How's that burger?"

"Uh, it's pretty truck stopish."

by g-man January 18, 2005

whale tale

The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.

"Dude, check out the whale tale that girl's showing."

by g-man January 18, 2005

muck fissoula

A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.

"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"

"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."

by g-man January 18, 2005