g wizz's definitions

knob knot

Hipster hairdo. - A man bun.

Do you really need to wear your hair in a knob knot, braaa?

by G Wizz June 17, 2016

Cheezel

A girl who wears too much fake tan, to the point of looking orange.

That girl is so orange, she looks like she rolled around in a packet of Cheezels. (American = Cheetos)

by G Wizz June 15, 2015

mofnw

In a very remote location - middle of fucking nowhere.

We broke down in the mofnw last night. I don't think the backpackers we had picked up appreciated the Wolf Creek jokes

by G Wizz July 2, 2015

Facked

A faked hack. e.g. getting caught out for something and pretending that your account was hacked.

It seems every politician who gets caught saying something they don't feel like owning up to lately, has been facked.

by G Wizz December 12, 2017

crockery

The act, or art of making false statements or claims. Similar to bullshittery, but often associated with conspiracy theory Crockumentaries where factoids are strung together in a 'convincing' way to 'prove' an alternative theory.

The University of YouTube is a vestibule of crockery for the conspiracy buff.

by G Wizz March 1, 2017

fatality fuck

when you fuck someone so hard they die

"I fatality fucked this nigger and then threw her in the gutter."

by g wizz May 11, 2006

plane turner

An exceptionally putrid bowel movement. Typically liquid faeces, as on the British Airways flight forced to turn around because of a "smelly poo" on board in March 2015.

Biohazard warning! I wouldn't go in there if I was you. Someone's sprayed a Plane Turner all over the place.

by G Wizz March 17, 2015