g's definitions

qweef

(noun); The rush of air eminating from a female's vagina, mimicing the sound of flatulance.

(adj); An offensive description of an unliked individual or object

"When the bitch stood up she let out da biggest qweef I ever heard"

by G December 15, 2003

downtown sushi restaurant

A woman's vagina. Usually used when referring to cunnilingus.

I ate at her downtown sushi restaurant last night. Then we banged.

by G May 16, 2004

NoMeD

Lawn ornament

I have a NoMeD in my front yard...burning. Get off my lawn before I cut off ya bowlz.
FAH SHIZZLE!

by G April 8, 2003

kick the back door in

to park your pink vehicle in her brown garage (with force)

I flipped her over and kicked the back door in!!

by G August 4, 2003

panic pack rat peter

Other wise known as Scrat. Half squirrel and half rat. Accurately named after Scrat from ice age. Scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. Particularly one nut.

Scrat is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

by G January 15, 2004

Punster

Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.

Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"

by G July 21, 2015

Uptown

in nyc anwhere from 110th St up

Harlem , Washington Hieghts & Inwood thats Uptown

by g May 13, 2005