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Lysanderoth

A True Master Of Deception.
Shot Everyone In The Village.
Will Make The World As Beutiful As Him.

Lysanderoth: "And Now Its Time To Finish The Job, Goodbye Archibald"
Dennis: "Why Are You Doing This?"
Lysanderoth: "Because My Master Told Me To, King Dragon Sends His Regards."
*Archibald Gets Shot*
Dennis: "Archibald No!"
Dennis IRL: "Oh Fuck This, FUCK THIS!"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Lets Negotiate!"
Lysanderoth: "No Thanks, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Where Is Prince Horace!?"
Lysanderoth: "Hmm... I Dont Know, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
*Dennis Knocks Gun Out Of Lysanderoths Hand*
Lysanderoth: "Its A Good Thing I Always Carry Two Guns!"
Dennis IRL: "Okay"

by fwefff June 9, 2023

So You See...

The All Powerful Phrase That A Character In A Dhar Mann Video Says Before Proceeding To Destroy The Universe

#1: Random Stupid Sentence
#2: Rebuttal
#1: So You See...
*#2 Proceeds To Implode*

by fwefff December 19, 2022

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by fwefff June 29, 2023

Fwef

What I Call Myself On Most Platforms

What Should I Name Myself Here?
*Thinks*
Fwef

by fwefff September 4, 2023

Rejected Urbandictionary word

Some serious shit. Like really serious.

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by fwefff December 4, 2024

Absolute Gibberish

Text That Has No Meaning Behind It

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Absolute Gibberish

by fwefff September 11, 2022

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by fwefff March 7, 2023