Definitions by fuzzygreysocks

Pity City 

An imaginary destination where everyone sincerely cares about your sad sack story.

Awwww... I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. Please allow me to buy you a TS ticket to Pity City where we can sit for hours while I listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. No. Reeeealy!

Pity City by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010

Ricia 

A wonderful & beautiful woman. A child of God, loved by her husband and family, artist, student & teacher of nature, art, music & kitchenology.

I am blessed to have grandchildren of Ricia.

Ricia by fuzzygreysocks February 6, 2010

functional dysfunctional 

A person whom while able to minimally function in society, hold a job (at varying degrees of success), feed, clothe & house themselves still remain a disaster at nearly all other personal & social aspects of life.

They are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.

Because of their multiple failed relationships and substance abuse charges, Brittney & Lindsey remain the poster children for the functional dysfunctional.

functional dysfunctional by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010

library effect 

The excited need to poop stimulated by perusing the library.
This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.

After a few minutes of looking at (whatever) the library effect kicked in sending Steve to the bathroom.

library effect by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010

beauty candle 

An attribute which begins to burn immediately at first impression as the viewer becomes increasingly aware the subject is indeed NOT attractive to look at.
Typically, as a romance wanes the candle burns faster.

The beauty candle for some women burns rather rapidly; almost a flare, really.

For others the beauty candle burns slow, taking hours, days or even years to realize "Hmm... She's kinda weird looking. Not pretty at all. What was I thinking"

beauty candle by fuzzygreysocks January 25, 2010

lola day 

After enough strange days a normal day seems strange when the strange days seem normal.

Bob: This is the first normal day after the chaos of the holidays/wedding/hospital stay/house fire/work re-organization and it seems... weird.
Jane: It's a lola day.

lola day by fuzzygreysocks January 22, 2010

forty four change-up 

Someone that looks good at forty feet away, but not so good at four feet away.

Steve : Hot chick at 11 o'clock!
Mike : Where?
Steve : Across the room and coming past!
Mike : Uh...
Steve : Oh... !
Mike : Never mind, butter face.
Steve : Dog ears.
Together : Forty four change-up

forty four change-up by fuzzygreysocks January 22, 2010