A fan of a college or university's sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.
Steve is a retail alumni for Alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.
by fuzzygreysocks March 29, 2010
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Mike : Where?
Steve : Across the room and coming past!
Mike : Uh...
Steve : Oh... !
Mike : Never mind, butter face.
Steve : Dog ears.
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Mike : Where?
Steve : Across the room and coming past!
Mike : Uh...
Steve : Oh... !
Mike : Never mind, butter face.
Steve : Dog ears.
Together : Forty four change-up
by fuzzygreysocks January 22, 2010
Get the forty four change-up mug.Tough Sh!t Ticket (archaic). An imaginary/facetious "ticket" (as in train ticket) to someplace that doesn't exist, like Pity City. Essentially meaning "too bad, so sad, you ain't getting what you want, I am unsympathetic to your dilemma or plight".
Alternatively, some sort of financial aid or assistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or WIC vouchers.
Alternatively, some sort of financial aid or assistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or WIC vouchers.
Awwwww. I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend is sick and you failed your test. Here... Let me get you a pair of TS Tickets to Pity City and you two can have a good day.
by fuzzygreysocks February 08, 2010
Get the TS Ticket mug.A person whom while able to minimally function in society, hold a job (at varying degrees of success), feed, clothe & house themselves still remain a disaster at nearly all other personal & social aspects of life.
They are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.
They are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.
Because of their multiple failed relationships and substance abuse charges, Brittney & Lindsey remain the poster children for the functional dysfunctional.
by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010
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This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.
This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.
After a few minutes of looking at (whatever) the library effect kicked in sending Steve to the bathroom.
by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010
Get the library effect mug.Performing arguably "useful" searches in a store or on the internet when in fact you're just wasting time and goofing off.
Instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for assistance with his calculus homework, Steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers "for his mom".
by fuzzygreysocks May 10, 2010
Get the relevant procrastination mug.Bob: This is the first normal day after the chaos of the holidays/wedding/hospital stay/house fire/work re-organization and it seems... weird.
Jane: It's a lola day.
Jane: It's a lola day.
by fuzzygreysocks January 22, 2010
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