fuzzygreysocks's definitions

Pity City

An imaginary destination where everyone sincerely cares about your sad sack story.

Awwww... I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. Please allow me to buy you a TS ticket to Pity City where we can sit for hours while I listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. No. Reeeealy!

by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010

library effect

The excited need to poop stimulated by perusing the library.
This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.

After a few minutes of looking at (whatever) the library effect kicked in sending Steve to the bathroom.

by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010

faillapalooza

A epically pitiful, sad and lame organized event attended and appreciated by loooosers.

Steve's high school birthday parities were always epic faillapaloozas where a few losers giggled over a single can of beer, his dad's old Victoria'a Secret catalog and ultimately spent most of their time mass debating over PC vs Mac OS.

The company Christmas party is a faillapalooza for reluctant department heads & their sycophants.

by fuzzygreysocks May 31, 2010

Ricia

A wonderful & beautiful woman. A child of God, loved by her husband and family, artist, student & teacher of nature, art, music & kitchenology.

I am blessed to have grandchildren of Ricia.

by fuzzygreysocks February 6, 2010

forty four change-up

Someone that looks good at forty feet away, but not so good at four feet away.

Steve : Hot chick at 11 o'clock!
Mike : Where?
Steve : Across the room and coming past!
Mike : Uh...
Steve : Oh... !
Mike : Never mind, butter face.
Steve : Dog ears.
Together : Forty four change-up

by fuzzygreysocks January 22, 2010

relevant procrastination

Performing arguably "useful" searches in a store or on the internet when in fact you're just wasting time and goofing off.

Instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for assistance with his calculus homework, Steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers "for his mom".

by fuzzygreysocks May 10, 2010

lola day

After enough strange days a normal day seems strange when the strange days seem normal.

Bob: This is the first normal day after the chaos of the holidays/wedding/hospital stay/house fire/work re-organization and it seems... weird.
Jane: It's a lola day.

by fuzzygreysocks January 22, 2010