fugitive's definitions

pus rocket

Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.

I need some mustard on my pus rocket.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

Toe Jam

An insulting reference to someone affiliated with the University of Southern California (also known as the "University of Second Choice" or the "University of Spoiled Children." The mascot of the University is one Thomas the Trojan, also known as Tommy Trojan. Thomas is often prophylactically sheathed in plastic in order to protect him from his admirers at that fine cross-town academic institution, the University of California at Los Angeles.

Did you SEE those Toe Jams crying all over their Cardinal and Gold jammies after Stanford spanked them?

by fugitive September 30, 2004

chumpatize

v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.

Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

by fugitive February 25, 2008

deather

noun

"From birther, a related conspiracy theory which holds that President Obama is not a natural born U.S. citizen. Inspired by the teabaggers of April 15, 2009.

One who believes or spreads the false conspiracy theory that the health care reform legislation before Congress would create "death panels" or force seniors and sick people into euthanasia."

From DailyKos: Rush Limbaugh is a deather

"Sarah Palin is a deather. Glenn Beck is a deather. Rush Limbaugh is a deather. " From DailyKos: Rush Limbaugh is a deather

by fugitive August 11, 2009

bongathon

A marathon bong session where everyone brings their own stash. The last person left conscious wins the bongathon, and as a prize, gets to drink the bong water.

I think I won last night's bongathon, but I don't really remember drinking the bong water.

by fugitive October 4, 2004

bug juice

A sugary drink mixed in vast quantities from a mysterious powder commonly served on US Navy vessels in the enlisted men's mess. Can also be used to clean brass.

Crap. They're all out of coffee so I had to drink bug juice instead.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

goddamn

Something you put motherfucks next to. Certain Chief Gunner's Mates in the US Navy have developed the ability to transform the English language so that expletives are transformed into nouns.

"Hey, Chief Gunny. Where do you want me to put this?"

"Just put the motherfuck next to the goddamn."

by fugitive October 1, 2004