fugitive's definitions

punditocracy

The universe of the mainstream media (pundits) talking heads who tell the general population what to think. Their aim is to influence the political landscape by their erudite utterances. Their stock and trade is opinion, rather than fact with both generally being pulled out of their asses. The punditocracy thinks more of itself than those who listen to it.

Rush Limbaugh. Robert Novack. Ann Coulter. Cal Thomas.

by fugitive October 1, 2004

bug juice

A sugary drink mixed in vast quantities from a mysterious powder commonly served on US Navy vessels in the enlisted men's mess. Can also be used to clean brass.

Crap. They're all out of coffee so I had to drink bug juice instead.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

goddamn

Something you put motherfucks next to. Certain Chief Gunner's Mates in the US Navy have developed the ability to transform the English language so that expletives are transformed into nouns.

"Hey, Chief Gunny. Where do you want me to put this?"

"Just put the motherfuck next to the goddamn."

by fugitive October 1, 2004

bongathon

A marathon bong session where everyone brings their own stash. The last person left conscious wins the bongathon, and as a prize, gets to drink the bong water.

I think I won last night's bongathon, but I don't really remember drinking the bong water.

by fugitive October 4, 2004

finnochio

Literally, the Italian word for fennel. Colloquially, it means a gay person in the same pejorative sense as fag or faggot. As a literary sidelight, when Prometheus stole fire from the gods to give to man, he hid it in a fennel stalk.

"You think he's straight?"

"Nah. A guy that cute is always finnochio."

by fugitive October 1, 2004

NVIATWAS

Naked Vicki in a Temple With a Sword

First found in the Bryce software user community on renderosity.com referring to the use of the Poser software (curiouslabs.com). A pejorative term for Poser produced artwork that uses stock 3D naked women (the default since you have to add clothes) ... in a Temple ... With a Sword. Something easy, unerotic, and pretending to be art.

There are amazing artists in the Poser community, but the program's ubiquitousness has turned it into a class of creative anatomy for horny teens. God forbid I should stay away from a bit of nudity (or even a whole lot, actually), but that's beside the point. NVIATWAS!!! NVIATWAS!!! NVIATWAS!!!

by fugitive January 13, 2005

Toe Jam

An insulting reference to someone affiliated with the University of Southern California (also known as the "University of Second Choice" or the "University of Spoiled Children." The mascot of the University is one Thomas the Trojan, also known as Tommy Trojan. Thomas is often prophylactically sheathed in plastic in order to protect him from his admirers at that fine cross-town academic institution, the University of California at Los Angeles.

Did you SEE those Toe Jams crying all over their Cardinal and Gold jammies after Stanford spanked them?

by fugitive September 30, 2004