fugitive's definitions

right wingnut

Someone in the blogosphere who is identified as being politically on the right. Usually a fucktard.

The right wingnuts at Little Green Footballs are going nuts over Bush's TANG memos.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

Bamboozlepalooza

n. A reference to George W. Bush's 60+ days tour in 2005 attempting to promote the privatization and dismantlement of the American Social Security system. Initially coined by Josh Marshall of the Talking Points Memo blog.

Dubya's been throwing lots of effort and money into his Bamboozlepalooza over Social Security. The blatant lies just keep on mounting!

by fugitive February 25, 2008

crispy snoots

Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory, and served with crispy trotters (pig feet) and deep fried ravioli.

The best crispy snoots I ever ate were from a place in East St. Louis that used beer in their BBQ sauce. Mmmm good!

by fugitive May 12, 2007

bug juice

A sugary drink mixed in vast quantities from a mysterious powder commonly served on US Navy vessels in the enlisted men's mess. Can also be used to clean brass.

Crap. They're all out of coffee so I had to drink bug juice instead.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

bongathon

A marathon bong session where everyone brings their own stash. The last person left conscious wins the bongathon, and as a prize, gets to drink the bong water.

I think I won last night's bongathon, but I don't really remember drinking the bong water.

by fugitive October 4, 2004

goddamn

Something you put motherfucks next to. Certain Chief Gunner's Mates in the US Navy have developed the ability to transform the English language so that expletives are transformed into nouns.

"Hey, Chief Gunny. Where do you want me to put this?"

"Just put the motherfuck next to the goddamn."

by fugitive October 1, 2004

finnochio

Literally, the Italian word for fennel. Colloquially, it means a gay person in the same pejorative sense as fag or faggot. As a literary sidelight, when Prometheus stole fire from the gods to give to man, he hid it in a fennel stalk.

"You think he's straight?"

"Nah. A guy that cute is always finnochio."

by fugitive October 1, 2004