fucwad's definitions

dungdoo cufa

1.) The area south of Johannesburg, S.Africa.
2.) The poochy area hanging over a fat woman's pussy.

1.) Let's move our trailer to Dungdoo Cufa, Sheila!
2.) Dat ho Shateefa got so much dungdoo cufa goin on, Ima haffa doggy her.

by fucwad March 14, 2004

piece of chit

1. see John Kerry
2. stool sample

1.) Muffy, I do believe the Andersons shall be selling their villa in Tuscany now that Mr. and Mrs. Piece of Chit have moved next door. Oh pshaw!
2.) Homes, that lady doc is whack. She asked me for a piece of chit. WTF?

by fucwad April 27, 2004

fucwad

1.) A mean-spirited person who only cares about himself.
2.) That glop of pussy snot that gloms onto your dick when you're done.

1.) Word! That asshole Fleming sure is a fucwad!
2.) I say, Margaret. You've donated a nice fucwad upon my tallywhacker this morning! Quite!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

bust ass

A woman whose breast cleavage looks like someone's buttocks.

Damn, wigga! Your woman's gotta bust ass. You best keep her off the beach.

by fucwad April 25, 2004

well fuck me running

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

girlfriend

An item one should rent and not buy.

Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night!
Townsend: Meh.

by fucwad August 8, 2006

sneaky uncle

The tendency your Dad's brother has for drilling out the bottom of his popcorn box and putting his penis there.

Uncle Jeb pulled a sneaky uncle during Schindler's List for Aunt Sarah. Afterwards, they fucked in row JJ.

by fucwad March 28, 2004