piece of chit

1. see John Kerry
2. stool sample

1.) Muffy, I do believe the Andersons shall be selling their villa in Tuscany now that Mr. and Mrs. Piece of Chit have moved next door. Oh pshaw!
2.) Homes, that lady doc is whack. She asked me for a piece of chit. WTF?

by fucwad April 27, 2004

doot

A rude way of saying "shit".

Mang, you don't know doot!
That LL Kool J autograph aint worth doot, Homes!

by fucwad June 14, 2004

front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004

splassback

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.

DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"

by fucwad June 13, 2004

dank buds

1.) sweet sweaty Philippina nipples
2.) small wads of toilet paper stuck to one's ass
3.) badd azz dope

1.) "Ima want to suck those dank buds a yours again, Conchita."
2.) "Feh. Ima lost ma bone when I saw Sue's dank buds."
3.) "Homes, gimme summa dat dank buds a yours for I shit on your haid."

by fucwad March 27, 2004

dungdoo cufa

1.) The area south of Johannesburg, S.Africa.
2.) The poochy area hanging over a fat woman's pussy.

1.) Let's move our trailer to Dungdoo Cufa, Sheila!
2.) Dat ho Shateefa got so much dungdoo cufa goin on, Ima haffa doggy her.

by fucwad March 14, 2004

bust ass

A woman whose breast cleavage looks like someone's buttocks.

Damn, wigga! Your woman's gotta bust ass. You best keep her off the beach.

by fucwad April 25, 2004