fucwad's definitions

fucwad

1.) A mean-spirited person who only cares about himself.
2.) That glop of pussy snot that gloms onto your dick when you're done.

1.) Word! That asshole Fleming sure is a fucwad!
2.) I say, Margaret. You've donated a nice fucwad upon my tallywhacker this morning! Quite!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

dungdoo cufa

1.) The area south of Johannesburg, S.Africa.
2.) The poochy area hanging over a fat woman's pussy.

1.) Let's move our trailer to Dungdoo Cufa, Sheila!
2.) Dat ho Shateefa got so much dungdoo cufa goin on, Ima haffa doggy her.

by fucwad March 14, 2004

fuck that shit

A more polite way to say "I disagree with you or I may have another plan that may be different than yours."

My homeys gonna rob the liquor stoh again tonite. I say fuck that shit, I got home work! It's a goddamn school night!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

spocker

The act of pulling up on the girl's ears while she's performing fellatio.

Homes: I gave Tanisha a spocker while she was doin' her thang last night and I notice this morning that they is stuck like 'at still.
DMaster F: Word, nigga. You a regular LBJ!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

smrt

An often used acronym for "suck my right tit"; normally said in desperation, fear, anger or disdain of one's neighbor or pet.

Thanks for pissin on my Manolo Blahnik's again. smrt!

by fucwad March 15, 2004

cheesy discharge

A female plumbing issue.

Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!

by fucwad March 16, 2004

well fuck me running

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

by fucwad March 17, 2004