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Sunflower seeds. So named for what you do with the shell after you injest them.

The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)

"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.

Simply stated, it is Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. You pour the concoction into the persons mouth whilst they are sitting upside down in a barber chair, then putting a bar towel over their face (reduces spray). You spin them 2x around to the right, then 2x around to the left. Done. If they haven't vomited, either they are hardcore, or you poured them water.

A married or unmarried male who is all of what the Boy Scouts aspire to be in public or in private.

Any number of female rodeo aficionados prone to wearing skin-tight jeans, boots, push up bras and loose fitting, button-down shirts who:

a. haunt various events looking for some sugar daddy to "take her away" from her dreary farm existance and put her on a horse ranch where she "deserves to be". AKA a "country gold-digger". OR,

b. bored attractive female who hits the local country bars and rodeos looking for a good looking someone to buy her drinks and dance with her. BUT THATS ALL.

Any chronically debilitated patient, (usually not able to communicate due to stroke or coma) admitted to the hospital that has little or no hope for recovery. They are literally sent there so that family members can presume to live without "the guilt" of letting their loved one die with the least bit of human dignity. As a result, these poor souls die a slow, pitiful death, out of sight from their family because their family doesn't have the seeds to "pull the plug".

Literally: Get Outta My E. R.

An image of a toy duck on wheels, when expecting an electronic computer link to something else. Often found on message boards and blogs frequented by computer fanboys. The precursor to the modern Rick Roll.