Definitions by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit

Gorilla Fart 

Simply stated, it is Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. You pour the concoction into the persons mouth whilst they are sitting upside down in a barber chair, then putting a bar towel over their face (reduces spray). You spin them 2x around to the right, then 2x around to the left. Done. If they haven't vomited, either they are hardcore, or you poured them water.

I went to a bar in LaCrosse for OctoberFest in 1981. I had my first Gorilla Fart ever. And my last ever. No Sane person does this. Nor a sober person.

Gorilla Fart by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit March 31, 2015

Boy Scout

A married or unmarried male who is all of what the Boy Scouts aspire to be in public or in private.

You were married and alone, but bragged up your family in mixed company. You didn't hit on me. You didn't touch my thigh or grab my arm. You met me in a public place each night, and sent me away as such. You were a gentleman. You pulled out my chair. You are what all women want, but none can achieve. You are a Boy Scout.

Boy Scout by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit January 19, 2013

in sambo 

In congruence. In harmony. At one with.

He lived his entire life with his longtime girlfriend, in sambo, and in agreement; his life at peace.

in sambo by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 23, 2011

Honeywagon 

A honeywagon is a manure spreader.

The wheels are mechanically attached to a mechanism that has tines upon an axel that throw clumps of manure into a barren field.

Thats it. Nothing more than poop being thrown out of the back of a wagon.

I went to my uncles farm in Eyota. He had an old honeywagon sitting in the side yard. Oh boy. Did that ever stink. No amount of varnish could ever disguise what that piece of machinery was made for... I hope some city slicker comes along and thinks its some sort of collectable... and puts it in the city center of Rochester.

Honeywagon by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit May 11, 2010

duckroll 

An image of a toy duck on wheels, when expecting an electronic computer link to something else. Often found on message boards and blogs frequented by computer fanboys. The precursor to the modern Rick Roll.

Damn! I got a duckroll instead of that video clip of Elvis I was looking for!

duckroll by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit April 2, 2008

goose or maverick 

The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)

"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.

Girl 1: Who would you rather have as your man; Goose (paino playing, family-man best-buddy type) or Maverick (buff but arrogant ladies man)

Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!

goose or maverick by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 24, 2007

booster bag

A cleverly disguised shopping bag that is lined in some manner with aluminum foil so that it renders electronic shoplifting sensors useless. Used by shoplifters to secret their ill-gotten goods out of the store unnoticed.

Q. Dude! How in the heck did you lift those 14 pairs of jeans?

A> I just dropped them in my booster bag and walked out the front of the store!

booster bag by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit March 31, 2007