Definitions by fuckalight

buzz machine 

this is referring to any nicotine device

hey man can you sauce me your buzz machine? i’m all out of juice

buzz machine by fuckalight March 2, 2019

yeti mode 

1: when you’re so high you start comparing your friends to weird ass shit

2: when you feel it’s necessary to stomp around with your arms out in a modified t-pose on the way to the fridge. this is when a lot of delayed laughs come in.

friend 1: dude why are you walking like that?

friend 2: dude i initiated full yeti mode

bro you look like a whole ass yeti OMM you’re on full yeti mode

yeti mode by fuckalight March 2, 2019

snervecited 

this is a combo of scared, nervous, and excited.

omg i’m going on a date with paul i’m so fucking snervecited i literally shit my pants

snervecited by fuckalight March 2, 2019

antidote 

this is something that is always the solution to what ever issue you may be having. cotton mouth? a liquid is the antidote. red eyes? eye drops. new pack of pods? antidote

friend 1: hey bro i haven’t hit a juul in like 10 mins sauce me it

friend 2: yeah man this is the nicotine withdrawal antidote

antidote by fuckalight March 2, 2019

no one hmu 

if you’re seeing this on a snapchat story 9/10 times this is a thirsty middle school girl who actually wants you to ask her what’s wrong and tell you all her problems and force you to deal with them. this is decieving as fuck and a thirst trap. steer clear of someone who says this

hella thirsty 8th graded: “no one hmu only the real ones know what i mean. they know who they are”
a caring and sensible person: what’s wrong

8th grader: well it’s all started on a gloomy afternoon in july......

no one hmu by fuckalight March 2, 2019

certo mode 

when you’ve been smoking hellas and you have a drug test

dude my mom said she’s gonna drug test me time to initiate certo mode

certo mode by fuckalight February 27, 2019