fuckalight's definitions

high crush

you know that one person who in a normal situation isn’t attractive at all and you want nothing to do with them and then you smoke a dubee and suddenly they’re really attractive and you have a weird sexual desire for them? that’s your high crush

friend 1: bruh should i send nudes to tj?
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high

friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

certo mode

when you’ve been smoking hellas and you have a drug test

dude my mom said she’s gonna drug test me time to initiate certo mode

by fuckalight February 27, 2019

shmack

n: the juul device, the battery

v: the act of juuling

yo lemme shmack that real quick! rips for tits?
pass the shmack bro i’m fiening. on god bruh i won’t drain your pod

dude i just shmacked in my car for like 30 mins i think i’m nic sick

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

yeti mode

1: when you’re so high you start comparing your friends to weird ass shit

2: when you feel it’s necessary to stomp around with your arms out in a modified t-pose on the way to the fridge. this is when a lot of delayed laughs come in.

friend 1: dude why are you walking like that?

friend 2: dude i initiated full yeti mode

bro you look like a whole ass yeti OMM you’re on full yeti mode

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

buzz machine

this is referring to any nicotine device

hey man can you sauce me your buzz machine? i’m all out of juice

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

y’all hear sum?

this term is used when someone says something that you didn’t want to hear. this is the default when you don’t have a comeback or you want to completely ignore what ever a person said.

person 1: trump is a great president
person 2: y’all hear sum? i sure didn’t.

my ex said he still likes me...y’all hear sum?

by fuckalight March 2, 2019