fuad ramses's definitions

hollywood loaf

a half erect penis

As Shelly sat on my lap I could'nt help developing a hollywood loaf

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

wet penny in the pocket

a drop of urine on the inside front of a man's pants caused by putting the penis up too soon after urinating

After returning to dinner from a bathroom break Harold realized he had a wet penny in the pocket.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

nigger knock

a childish prank in which someone knocks on someone's front door and then runs away and hides before the person can answer

John:"Who was that at the door." Sue:"Nobody was there,the neighborhood kids must be nigger knocking again."

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

browning out

a fart which releases a small amount(less than a teaspoon full) of feces into a persons underwear.While more than a teaspoon of feces qualifies a shitting the pants,less than a teaspoon is known as just browning out.

I held in the fart for fear of browning out.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

redneck cocaine

methamphetamines,also known as crank

Lee Roy and Hank were sentenced to 20 years for manufacturing redneck cocaine.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

peruvian marching powder

the stimulant drug cocaine

Hank and Lisa were delighted to find that Sam had brought some peruvian marching powder to the party.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

high russian

a sex practice in which a homosexual man anally penetrates another man while performing fellatio on him at the same time

After meeting Bruce at a gay bar ,Rico took him back to his pad and gave him a high russian.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004