friend of bob's definitions

Halo 2

Something that abruptly halted any interest in the outside world. In this game, I saw a balance so pure it erased all meaning of many things I once considered significant. This game has now become my world.

Call me a loser. Tell me I have no life. I'll show you how much I care.

Halo 2 is awesome.

by friend of bob October 4, 2005

virgin queen

A particular chess piece (the Queen) which remains untouched at the end of a game.

I was a beat by an opponent with a virgin queen.

by friend of bob July 14, 2004

Joan of Arc

French woman existing during the late Medieval era with purported abilities to articulate holy messages and warfare manuevers via liaison with a spiritual entity heavily favoring France at this particular time. Contemporary theories maintain Joan as shizoprenic.

I wonder if Joan of Arc was hot.

by friend of bob July 17, 2004

Wal-Mart

A nationwide supermarket chain generally distinguished for their lower-income clientele and ridiculous amounts of shopping carts scattered haphazardly across the parking lot, as if the cart-pushers are paid to loaf around.

Once upon a time, I was retarded, and decided upon heading to Wal-Mart's for the exclusive reason of attaining some pussy. I was more than sadly disappointed.

by friend of bob July 17, 2004

MTV

In response to the induhvidual (yes, that word was deliberately misspelled, for those who are unaware of Scott Adams), I must say, the only moron speaking your selected quote is you. And "victims" of the trends MTV produces? Hardly the case. It disturbs me that people as stupid as you exist.

The guy who calls himself "mtv is cooler than you" is an obvious example of someone who has replaced his brains with douche. His very existence is a sad watermark on the history of mankind. Let us hope he does not provide a description of a brick wall, for that would be a Mt. Everest of accomplishment for this poor, stupid soul.

by friend of bob July 26, 2004

douchey

One that emits striking qualities of a douchebag. Objectively speaking, most common description of complete assholes who maintain an extremely shallow personality, i.e. preppies.

Everybody from that school seems douchey...

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

douchebag

A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.

That dude is such a douchebag....

by friend of bob May 15, 2004