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F.E.A.R.

A relatively unknown PC shooter that easily rivals the current top upcoming FPS games (Halo 2, Half-Life 2, Doom III). At the least, a full year of development is expected, mind you.
Check out the completely awesome movie clips at www.gamespot.com
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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hardass

A type of individual often imitated but rarely existing in the scapes of humanity. Today, America is inundated with millions of kids who think they are tough because rap is so "hard". True hardasses do not look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of, whereas every other wannabe feels the need to prove how much they can handle.
There is no such thing as a rapper who is a hardass. Most could get beat up by a six year old if not for their bodyguards and firearms.
by friend of bob May 15, 2004
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limit break

An emanation of powerful energy you feel during instances of extreme urgency. Never happens in real life.
That punk bitch was talking sheyat, so I thought I'd limit break his ass. He lost 9999 hit points.
by friend of bob June 13, 2004
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friend of bob

Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.
I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...
by friend of bob May 18, 2004
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sexual harassment

Like many things, this phrase was once pure and clear. The term has now degenerated into an overwhelmingly broad range of actions often determined by zealous feminists to be an inappropriate sexual advance.
Me: Hi there, Sarah.
Sarah: Excuse me?! Who the hell do you think you are?!
Me: Uh....
Sarah: I'll see you in court, buddy!
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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Alice in Chains

Alternative rock band (or "grunge")prevalent in the mid 90's heavily laden with talent and angst. Very few bands that follow similar styles live up to these virtuosos.
by friend of bob May 16, 2004
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Simple Plan

Attention all preps, attention all preps. Humans (a very interesting species of life capable of intellect, unlike the zombie-like preppies)do not like Simple Plan for two reasons: their musical artistry is below average at best and worse, they are popular, indicating the eventual downfall of humanity. You preppies and punk/skater posers need to understand that MTV is taking a giant shit on you and you lick it up like ice cream. Its quite disturbing to see other quasi-life forms indulge themselves in what is essentially raw sewage. But then again, its a bit amusing...
Simple Plan maintains a complex thought process behind their songs: play simple-minded music and simple-minded beings will buy it, i.e. preppies.
by friend of bob May 15, 2004
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