friend of bob's definitions

Boondock Saints

What everyone wishes they were, but nobody has the balls or weaponry available to effectively carry out the day-to-day duties of a Boondock Saint.

The movie deserves to be in some sort of movie hall of fame.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

chain smoking

A cycle in which one smokes a cigarette and then lights up another as soon as the first one is finished. The only limit is how many cigarettes you have on hand.

You can usually find me chain smoking when I'm utterly stoned or drunk (or both), terribly bored, or just in that mood to smoke.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

jail gum

One of many creative innovations that can be found amongst inmates in juvenile detention. Made by applying small dabs of toothpaste on each corner of a square of toilet paper, then folding the square into a smaller and more condensed version of itself, and finally dampening it with water. It has vaguely similar properties of real chewing gum and the toothpaste adds a rather cheap taste of mint.

I tried some of this stuff and laughed my ass off as to why someone would ever want to make this.

by friend of bob May 21, 2004

Alice in Chains

Alternative rock band (or "grunge")prevalent in the mid 90's heavily laden with talent and angst. Very few bands that follow similar styles live up to these virtuosos.

Alice in Chains kicks ass.

by friend of bob May 16, 2004

loneliness

You know it becomes really bad when you start posting definitions of it on a website in hopes of someone reading it. I can only recommend two things. Find some new friends. Or find none at all, and eventually you'll get used to it. I've tried both, and I can't really say which one is better than the other.

Music recommendations: Aimee Mann, Alice in Chains, Dishwalla, Pink Floyd (Pulse). Get a job. Smoke weed. Drink. Smoke cigarettes. If you're depending on something else other than a lost love or friends, you won't need them as much. But there always be a little but of pain...

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

virgin queen

A particular chess piece (the Queen) which remains untouched at the end of a game.

I was a beat by an opponent with a virgin queen.

by friend of bob July 14, 2004

douchebag

A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.

That dude is such a douchebag....

by friend of bob May 15, 2004