friend of bob's definitions

virgin queen

A particular chess piece (the Queen) which remains untouched at the end of a game.

I was a beat by an opponent with a virgin queen.

by friend of bob July 14, 2004

chain smoking

A cycle in which one smokes a cigarette and then lights up another as soon as the first one is finished. The only limit is how many cigarettes you have on hand.

You can usually find me chain smoking when I'm utterly stoned or drunk (or both), terribly bored, or just in that mood to smoke.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Denali

Indie band with female vocals. The singer's voice sounds of bleakness and despair.

Do not listen to this band if you watch MTV or like the current trends of rock music for you are too stupid for Denali.

by friend of bob May 21, 2004

Simple Plan

Attention all preps, attention all preps. Humans (a very interesting species of life capable of intellect, unlike the zombie-like preppies)do not like Simple Plan for two reasons: their musical artistry is below average at best and worse, they are popular, indicating the eventual downfall of humanity. You preppies and punk/skater posers need to understand that MTV is taking a giant shit on you and you lick it up like ice cream. Its quite disturbing to see other quasi-life forms indulge themselves in what is essentially raw sewage. But then again, its a bit amusing...

Simple Plan maintains a complex thought process behind their songs: play simple-minded music and simple-minded beings will buy it, i.e. preppies.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

The Catcher in the Rye

A novel which many people of the world should avoid reading, as they simply would not understand the meaning of the word "phony", a word which is repeated several times throughout the book.

I thought about being a catcher in the rye, but I don't really like people that much so I thought I'd just let them fly off the cliff.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

belligerent

Inebriated. You know, drunk off your ass. Drunk enough to fuck tub girl (while she's in her famous "pose"). Drunk enough to chain smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and then immediately forget that you've even had any. Very, very, very, very, very drunk.

Uh oh. Looks like he's already belligerent.

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

taking a mean one

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.

Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004