jail gum

One of many creative innovations that can be found amongst inmates in juvenile detention. Made by applying small dabs of toothpaste on each corner of a square of toilet paper, then folding the square into a smaller and more condensed version of itself, and finally dampening it with water. It has vaguely similar properties of real chewing gum and the toothpaste adds a rather cheap taste of mint.
I tried some of this stuff and laughed my ass off as to why someone would ever want to make this.
by friend of bob May 21, 2004
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loneliness

You know it becomes really bad when you start posting definitions of it on a website in hopes of someone reading it. I can only recommend two things. Find some new friends. Or find none at all, and eventually you'll get used to it. I've tried both, and I can't really say which one is better than the other.
Music recommendations: Aimee Mann, Alice in Chains, Dishwalla, Pink Floyd (Pulse). Get a job. Smoke weed. Drink. Smoke cigarettes. If you're depending on something else other than a lost love or friends, you won't need them as much. But there always be a little but of pain...
by friend of bob June 14, 2004
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moogle

Catlike creature. Has a large red ball on its head attached by a long hair. Some can fly. Some can fight. Some are lazy bastards. All say kupo.
I hope to resurrected as moogle during a different life time.
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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limit break

An emanation of powerful energy you feel during instances of extreme urgency. Never happens in real life.
That punk bitch was talking sheyat, so I thought I'd limit break his ass. He lost 9999 hit points.
by friend of bob June 14, 2004
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Neutral Milk Hotel

Concisely speaking, a very good band on the "lighter" side of things...
Neutral Milk Hotel.
by friend of bob May 17, 2004
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field of douche

Describing any party heavily populated with douchebags to the point where one will literally be covered in douche upon entering. Such occurrences have begun to happen with increasing frequency, as teenagers become more violently attracted to rap, arrogance, and a penchant for acting knowledgeable, despite evidence on the contrary. College students, particularly, are quite susceptible to this behavior. Hence, nearly any college party can be likened to a field of douche. Avoid high school parties unless your whole body is as dirty as a rotten vagina.
I entered a field of douche with a raincoat and hid under it most of the time in fear, constantly citing one of Marlon Brando's famous lines in the film, Apocalypse Now: "The horror..the horror!"
by friend of bob June 19, 2004
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taking a mean one

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.
Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.
by friend of bob June 14, 2004
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