friarsams's definitions

showmethumtitties

"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.

Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."

Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
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Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."

Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
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Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."

Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."

by friarSams September 1, 2007

cyber terrorism

Cyber terrorism is ACTUALLY something much more serious than hacking into computers. It is a far reaching problem, where terror groups do things that mess with our electronics as a whole. Cell phones acting screwy, cable going in and out, computers doing weird stuff... its all-inclusive. They are attacking us slowly in an effort to cripple the medium that we unknowingly have become uber-dependent on; our electronics.

Ever notice that all of your electronics start fuckin up around the same time? That's cyber terrorism, my friend, and this is only the beginning stages.

by friarSams April 12, 2005

beat salad

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.

She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.

by friarsams May 2, 2005

dicked out

used to describe a woman engaging in sexual intercourse with a male.

Bitch got dicked out by that huge dude last nite; she aint walkin too good this morning holla

by friarsams April 21, 2005

throw hands

Similar to throw bows, this term means to get into a fight.

If that punkass bitch looks over here again, we bout to get down, throw some hands, thats real

by friarSams March 8, 2005

yatch piece

a yatch; vagina. slang term, offensive.

I was in the back of Jeep, fingering her yatch piece for like an hour... then I drove her home.

by friarsams May 3, 2005

homo-show

An insulting term used to describe an actual homosexual, or any male who acts in an affeminate or gay manner.

Can also be used to describe a party of grouping that is comprised largely of males.

See the dude over there with the man purse? Total homo-show.

I was at the frat party for like 10 minutes, but I left because it was a fuckin homo-show

by friarsams April 20, 2005