friarsams's definitions

beat salad

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.

She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.

by friarsams May 2, 2005

yatch piece

a yatch; vagina. slang term, offensive.

I was in the back of Jeep, fingering her yatch piece for like an hour... then I drove her home.

by friarsams May 3, 2005

showmethumtitties

"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.

Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."

Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
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Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."

Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
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Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."

Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."

by friarSams September 1, 2007

jump

Nasty, slutty female. Hood term

Nigga don't take her out, shes a straight jump

by friarSams September 20, 2004

throw hands

Similar to throw bows, this term means to get into a fight.

If that punkass bitch looks over here again, we bout to get down, throw some hands, thats real

by friarSams March 8, 2005

clown status

A person who, through absurd or irrelevant actions or comments, achieves a certain level of idiocy that likens him or her to a clown.

A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off

Yo I just thought I'd tell you that your boyfriend is total clown status.

by friarSams March 23, 2005

hiptop

Sidekick; mobile device that allows user to access email, web, chat, and phone all from the hip. Used by really cool people such as professional athletes, rappers, drug dealers, and kids that like to emulate this particular lifestyle.

"via Hiptop", appears on the AIM profile of a person using a Sidekick

by friarSams December 20, 2004