friarSams's definitions

clown status

A person who, through absurd or irrelevant actions or comments, achieves a certain level of idiocy that likens him or her to a clown.

A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off

Yo I just thought I'd tell you that your boyfriend is total clown status.

by friarSams March 23, 2005

roll deep

To go anywhere with a large group of people. People will mean mug and want to fight you, but will not due simply to the size of your entourage

Safety in numbers

We roll deep up in the club

by friarSams December 20, 2004

jump

Nasty, slutty female. Hood term

Nigga don't take her out, shes a straight jump

by friarSams September 20, 2004

grazzle monster

A dude who does a lot of coke

a 6'4 grazzle monster from Katonah New York....

by friarSams January 8, 2005

barrel ass

Much like barrel, a barrel ass is a woman who has a massive ass, which resembles a barrel.

Different from a ghetto booty, as there is nothing good about a woman who is considered to be a barrel ass

I cant BELIEVE you hooked up with that barrel ass last night, bitch had to turn sideways to walk out the door!

by friarsams May 2, 2005

short stack

Also a term for an individual, particualrly a man, of short stature. Insult

Sam: "Yo whats up short stack?"
Gary Coleman: "What u talkin about"

by friarsams April 20, 2005

cyber terrorism

Cyber terrorism is ACTUALLY something much more serious than hacking into computers. It is a far reaching problem, where terror groups do things that mess with our electronics as a whole. Cell phones acting screwy, cable going in and out, computers doing weird stuff... its all-inclusive. They are attacking us slowly in an effort to cripple the medium that we unknowingly have become uber-dependent on; our electronics.

Ever notice that all of your electronics start fuckin up around the same time? That's cyber terrorism, my friend, and this is only the beginning stages.

by friarSams April 12, 2005