freedav04's definitions

banged up

someone who is wasted on good weed or a combination of weed and alcohol.

man i got banged up last night.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

shit breed

some one from west virginia who's father is also his brother.

that inbred shit breed is useless.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

skeepy

someone who lurks free internet porn sites, probably works as a toll collector, has many vices, and an old cum rag on the floor next to the couch he sleeps on.

that mike dude is one skeepy fucker!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

buttcracking hot

a typical summer day when the heat is un bearable.

marc stepped out of the pub and exclaimed geezus what a buttcracking hot day it is!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hammersteined

drunk after drinking beer during octoberfest. or anywhere else.

man i was hammersteined last night!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

psychotic bitch

a woman you meet for casual sex who turns into some kind of clingy obsessed
stalker. who wo'nt leave you alone.

after i met kelly online, and spent two weekends in a row giving it to her good she would'nt stop hounding me.

by freedav04 June 13, 2005