nut bag

someone who does the thorazine shuffle, and talks to stuff.

that dude is a complete nutbag always hollering at the trees.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

buttcracking hot

a typical summer day when the heat is un bearable.

marc stepped out of the pub and exclaimed geezus what a buttcracking hot day it is!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

blue ball bitch

struggling to overcome almost impossible odds.

when dan got out of prison after 5 years he found that rebuilding his life was a blue ball bitch.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

psychotic bitch

a woman you meet for casual sex who turns into some kind of clingy obsessed
stalker. who wo'nt leave you alone.

after i met kelly online, and spent two weekends in a row giving it to her good she would'nt stop hounding me.

by freedav04 June 13, 2005

glump

getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.

that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.

after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005